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March 25, 2023

Hey, do you know what "soaking" is? Want to? How good are you at jump…

First of all: MORMONS! NICCCEEEE! proud of you! The world is a very hard place, and if you can find love and passion somewhere.....even if a rather portly woman needs to jump around you like a meerkat in heat on the Serengeti...

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Feb. 25, 2023

Let us be (Ann) Frank, this show sucks. Chris can't "finish" for 40 d…

We talk about the Ohio disaster, no not the loss to Michigan...the train...you know (Biden) the thing...rejoice....lort have mercy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

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Feb. 12, 2023

We talk about terms/words you can't use anymore

the world is a messed up place --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

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Feb. 12, 2023

We ramble. Our podcast sucks - sorry

Lort I was born a rambling mannnnnn --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

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Jan. 28, 2023

Whats up with Damar Hamin? | We debunk conspiracy theories....or do w…

with so much drama in the LBC, its hard to actually see if Hamlin is alive. We think he is and we wish him well. We think he's saving up his media attention for a big launch...we also talk about a bunch of other shit and Jeri...

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Jan. 28, 2023

The Truth | Race Relations | Why Can't We all Get Along? | Funny

We have Jerian and Tez in studio we talk about race relations in America. All Love --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

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Jan. 21, 2023

Season 3 is here! Big ups to Crown Apple for making fools of us all. …

Season 3 is underway....same terrible content, same too much drinking. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

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Jan. 15, 2023

How fast would you cook the person next to you if you crashed in the …

We talk about BBQ tactics in the amazon during a plane crash, other weird survival stories, and maybe M!d^et P0R+ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

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Jan. 15, 2023

How would you K!ll yourself? | Whoo Whoo ICP Kid | Crazy Dwarf Story …

What started INCREDIBLY lame, turned into a banger. We talk about how each person would end it all, we talk about the ICP kid that jumps through tables. Adam sends us an amazing story about a family that adopted a crazy dwarf...

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Jan. 9, 2023

We try to plan our rebrand | Walrus jacks it and cancels New Years Ev…

That's right, starting late January, we're getting a refresh!!! Better show prep, better stories, more drinking, better guests....this however is not better, this is still trash. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor....

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Dec. 24, 2022

Christmas Vacation watch party - Darrell's internet goes out. Chris d…

Darrell is in the middle of a blizzard...he's running heat off of propane in his office....they start the movie, get halfway into it....then BAM....no power for Darrell. What does Chris do???? What can Chris do???? Soldier on...

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Dec. 17, 2022

Chris has a dream about heaven and gets explained rules by his dead d…

Chris had a weird dream after being on antibiotics because his face is exploding. Anyway, have a good listen. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

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Nov. 21, 2022

The boys talk about the 1980's movies and PC culture & the buffalo sn…

Remember the 80's when they made cool movies????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

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Nov. 11, 2022

Chris hires independent fact checkers to live-check him - it doesn't …

Sick of getting canceled every three minutes by some computer with a bowl cut, Chris hires a bunch of "independent fact checkers" from a home depot parking lot.

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Nov. 11, 2022

I think Chris is HELL BENT on getting cancelled

Hey man, we get it - Musk owns twitter....doesn't mean you need to go guns blazing

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Nov. 7, 2022

Bert Kreisher's love letter to drinking, the worst kiss ever, and can…

We talk about Bert "the machine" Krieshers love letter to drinking, the worst kiss of ALL time, and d!cks wearing fezes.

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Nov. 5, 2022

How much semen does Hark Muckerberg need from you to get out of FB Ja…

We talk about facebook bans, pelosi hammers, and how much semen Fark Huckerberg requires of you to get out of the Facebook gulag....hint - it's quite a lot...he's a very demanding power bottom.

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Oct. 22, 2022

We talk urban legends like the *ewbacabra

Urban legends shape us. They shape our culture, our language, and our beliefs. Our lives are defined by all cultures, and urban legends are an amazing insight into all we are, and all we will ever be. On our show, we try our ...

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Oct. 22, 2022

Live Show Recap!!!!! Donation to The National Association for Down Sy…

We talk about our last live podcast. Thanks to all that came out to help!

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Sept. 26, 2022

Sunday Bloody Sunday | Chris' mom joins the show

What happens when Chris gets hit on by a Billy Ray Cyrus look-alike? We also discuss odd historical timelines and I think we touch on Dinosaurs. Another completely unorganized pile of trash.

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Sept. 21, 2022

The Boys Plan For Burning Man 2025

After receiving LITERALLY 12,000 links to videos for burning man from Darrell, Chris tells him to put his money where his mouth is. Burning man 2025 is now in the works. They look for a bus to buy and talk about how to surviv...

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Sept. 19, 2022

Bad Sitcoms | Cobwebs | Fireball | Football Picks Week 2

The boys shake off the cobwebs and talk about terrible sitcoms without laugh tracks, hangovers, fireball, and to make it even worse - terrible picks for NFL Week 2. Go. Bills

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Sept. 9, 2022

NFL Season is upon us | The Queen is Dead

We discuss the upcoming Buffalo Bills Game vs the Rams, and the queen being dead. If you want to know how little average American idiots know about British culture, this is your jam jam.

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Sept. 3, 2022

Live podcast while camping

What do you do when you're in the woods surrounded by strangers....well, do a podcast!

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