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Nov. 22, 2024

NCAA Football 25, Waiting for the Tyson Fight

Like everyone else on the planet, we were waiting for the Tyson fight to start....looking back, we should have just covered our asses in honey and sat on an ant hill,

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Nov. 18, 2024

The Jaguar Rebrand | Golf is great because of day drinking.

We discuss the TRAINWRECK of the Jaguar rebrand, golf tournaments and pickleball being dumb.

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Nov. 1, 2024

A Very Dolt Halloween

We talk about how Halloween changes as you get older - from being a kid, to a young adult, to 21, to homeowneship and even having kids.

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Oct. 24, 2024

WWF to WWE, Conspiracy Theories and a special hostage guest

We talk about WWF to WWE, Conspiracy Theories, and get into the modern luxuries of living today.

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Oct. 21, 2024

Charades, Follow the Money, Doing Crosswords as You Age

Old people doing charades as a way of entertainment, doing crosswords as we get older, other dumb topics.

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Oct. 19, 2024

Trashed Pandas - Would you rather: be the president, leader of north …

We shouldn't have broadcasted this....we were under the influence....heavily. Trashed Pandas UNITE

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Oct. 18, 2024

Bad Takes: Chris mucks up the intro | Best TV Dads & TV Theme Songs |…

This one GOT OFF THE RAILS. If you're offended by language or moderately close inferences, DON'T LISTEN #ComedyPodcast #PodcastHumor #SpotifyPodcasts #FunnyPodcasts #ComedyShow #PodcastLife #LaughOutLoud #ComedyGold #Podcaste...

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Oct. 17, 2024

America - What are we doing?? Hurricanes N Floods. Boats N Hoes

We examine (stupidly) the hurricanes, floods, and governmental support for those affected (NOT GOOD)

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Oct. 13, 2024

(WARNING: OFFENSIVE) When you say "you look like someone I know" and …

We use loose terminology and go off the rails. #ComedyPodcast #PodcastHumor #SpotifyPodcasts #FunnyPodcasts #ComedyShow #PodcastLife #LaughOutLoud #ComedyGold #PodcastersOfSpotify #PodcastRecommendations #StandupComedy #Comed...

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Sept. 19, 2024

Kids | One Night Stands | Marriage

We dive into having kids, one-night stands, and being married.

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Sept. 16, 2024

Oasis Reunion | Vegas | Kamala | Tua's Concussion

This week, we talk about the #oasis reunion, #vegas, #kamalaharris, and #tua. We actually managed to stay on topic!

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Aug. 29, 2024

Bad Fair Prizes | Kids are Annoying

Chris' dad passed away before he had kids. Now that he has kids, he wishes he could call his dad and apologize for all the stupid things he did.

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Aug. 29, 2024

New Comedians on the Come Up | 12/18/24 challenge

We discuss new comedians on the rise, and a specific challenge with doughnuts and giving yourself a ZJ.

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Aug. 9, 2024

Vinny's Live Podcast: Snoop at the Olympics, Vag Inception

Vinny's live podcast. The guys got together and proceeded to talk immense trash to each other. Chris isn't for Snoop at the Olympics one bit. We need to get better at not just talking to the people there, but we're idiots and...

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July 30, 2024

Chris has Internet Issues AGAIN | Two episodes lost. This one survived

Chris has been paying for MediaCom for over 5 years. Paying for 500mbps UP and 500mbps Down. As of the start of the show Friday he had 1mbps up and .5mbps down. This has been a constant issue for over 5 years, and he's about ...

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July 3, 2024

Dating your Wife | Worst Dogs to Get | Where did Epstein Come From?

In this lively episode of Two Dolts, we dive into three intriguing topics. First, we explore the art of dating your wife and how to keep the romance alive in long-term relationships. Next, we tackle the controversial subject ...

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July 1, 2024

If you die, and ghosts are real - do you wear the same clothes foreve…

Ever wondered if, when you die, you have to wear the same clothes forever? 🤔 Join us on the Two Dolts Podcast as we explore quirky questions, bizarre hypotheticals, and hilarious what-ifs. Tune in for a fun, thought-provoking...

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June 12, 2024

We talk the show Suits, Meghan Markle, Crime, and other corporate-wor…

We talk the show #suits, Meghan Markle, backroom deals, and how the corporate world works. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message

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June 11, 2024

Chris has a problem with MediaCom | Dinosaur with 500 teeth.

Chris is furious with his service from MediaCom, and we hop on the trend of the 500-toothed dinosaur. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message

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May 13, 2024

Best Movies per Genre...We fall flat on our faces

To keep with the theme here, we decided to dive into the best movies of all time per genre. We were worse at this than our feeble attempt at sports movies. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/sho...

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May 10, 2024

Trashed Pandas

What happens when the panda hats go on???? No, seriously we're asking because we have no idea what we say. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message

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