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Charlie Kirk | Freedom of Speech Debate
Sept. 15, 2025

Charlie Kirk | Freedom of Speech Debate

We discuss the tragic passing of Charlie Kirk, and also talk about freedom of speech.
🎙️ Two Dolts – Bank Robbers, Furries & MRI Nightmares 🎙️
Aug. 21, 2025

🎙️ Two Dolts – Bank Robbers, Furries & MRI Nightmares 🎙️

This week we went everywhere:💰 Chris bets Darrell he can book the guy The Town was based on🦊 Furry conventions… we have questions🌀 Man gets sucked into an MRI machine (yep, really)🕺 Chubby Checker isn’t dead???From Boston bank heists to dance floor legends — it’s peak Dolts chaos.#TwoDolts #ComedyPodcast #TheTown #FurryConvention #MRIAccident #ChubbyChecker #UnfilteredPodcast #LaughTilItHurts #PodcastersOfInstagram #ForTheWrongReason #FridayVibes
🎙️ Two Dolts – The Kiss Cam, Afroman & Our Content Crisis 🎙️
Aug. 19, 2025

🎙️ Two Dolts – The Kiss Cam, Afroman & Our Content Crisis 🎙️

This week’s chaos:💋 Guy suing Coldplay over a kiss cam moment🤦‍♂️ Realizing we might be too dumb to be content creators🍺 That time we actually hung out with AfromanIt’s unfiltered, unplanned, and unintentionally hilarious.#TwoDolts #ComedyPodcast #KissCam #Coldplay #Afroman #ContentCreators #PodcastersOfInstagram #LaughOutLoud #UnfilteredPodcast #FridayVibes #ForTheWrongReason
🎙️ Two Dolts – Chaos Grab Bag Edition 🎙️
Aug. 17, 2025

🎙️ Two Dolts – Chaos Grab Bag Edition 🎙️

This week we covered… well… everything:🍼 Kids doing kid things🐶 New dogs and the chaos they bring🤖 Using AI to track Nancy Pelosi’s stock moves⚾ Jim Abbott & the home run story you didn’t expect🚧 People getting in the way (literally & metaphorically)It’s the kind of random, caffeinated conversation you only get from Two Dolts.#TwoDolts #ComedyPodcast #NancyPelosiStocks #AI #JimAbbott #ParentLife #DogLife #RandomPodcast #PodcastVibes #PodcastersOfInstagram #LaughMore #FridayEnergy #ForTh...
WNBA Bad Marketing & Being Forced Down Our Throats
Aug. 16, 2025

WNBA Bad Marketing & Being Forced Down Our Throats

🏀🔥 F&cked Up Friday – WNBA Bad Marketing & Being Forced Down Our Throats 🔥🏀This week we tackled the spicy stuff:💥 Why WNBA marketing feels off📢 When support turns into force🤷‍♂️ Are they missing the real audience?Unfiltered takes, bourbon in hand, and zero apologies.#TwoDolts #FuckedUpFriday #ComedyPodcast #WNBA #BadMarketing #SportsTalk #UnfilteredPodcast #HotTake #BourbonAndBanter #PodcastersOfInstagram #LaughOrCancelUs #FridayVibes
F&cked Up Friday – TRASHED PANDAS
Aug. 15, 2025

F&cked Up Friday – TRASHED PANDAS

🦝🥃 F&cked Up Friday – TRASHED PANDAS 🥃🦝This week’s chaos includes:🥃 Getting used to bourbon (finally… maybe)🏀 WNBA “Pay Us What You Owe Us” T-shirts – thoughts were had🌆 Chris professes his love for Chicago (again)It’s bourbon-fueled banter with just enough trash panda energy to get you through the weekend.#TwoDolts #FuckedUpFriday #TrashedPandas #ComedyPodcast #BourbonLife #WNBA #PayUsWhatYouOweUs #ChrisLovesChicago #PodcastVibes #PodcastersOfInstagram #DrinkResponsibly #FridayFun #Laug...
F&cked Up Friday Episode 2 | Tipping Protocols When Gambling
Aug. 14, 2025

F&cked Up Friday Episode 2 | Tipping Protocols When Gambling

This week we went down the rabbit hole on:💸 Tax write-offs for charitable donations (are they really worth it?)🎟️ Tipping on 50/50 raffles — genius move or just plain weird?It’s the Friday chaos you didn’t know you needed.🎙️ Listen. Laugh. Question humanity.#TwoDolts #FuckedUpFriday #PodcastLife #CharitableDonations #TaxWriteOffs #RaffleLife #TippingDebate #ComedyPodcast #FridayFun #PodcastVirality #PodcastersOfInstagram #ListenLaughRepeat #PodcastHumor #WeSaidWhatWeSaid #ForTheWrongReaso...
Weird S&xual proclivities based on race | 30 Mins of Pure Hilarity
Aug. 14, 2025

Weird S&xual proclivities based on race | 30 Mins of Pure Hilarity

We went hard in the paint on this one. We "essentially" play characters on our show, therefore, this should be viewed as a comedic performance and not real life.....kinda.
Heatwaves | Train Traveling | Coldplay Concert
July 19, 2025

Heatwaves | Train Traveling | Coldplay Concert

We talk about very important things like the weather, traveling by train, and the infamous coldplay incident.
Darrell is in a MOOD | Chris has an autotune mic that annoys him.
July 18, 2025

Darrell is in a MOOD | Chris has an autotune mic that annoys him.

Darrell starts out in a historically bad mood....we turn it around quickly. Autotune fixes everything.
Should Realtors Be Funny? Meth Heads by Chris's House BE METHIN
July 16, 2025

Should Realtors Be Funny? Meth Heads by Chris's House BE METHIN

Seems like nowadays, everyone is trying to be funny - obviously not us....anyway, we find a "funny realtor". Also, the continuing issue with Chris' methy neighbors is getting even more methy...imagine that.
Karaoke Songs That Don't Jive | Friends that Over Serve You
July 16, 2025

Karaoke Songs That Don't Jive | Friends that Over Serve You

We talk about poorly chosen karaoke songs, and friends that overserve you at their house
NO KINGS | Tires Season 2 | Pointless Conversation
June 20, 2025

NO KINGS | Tires Season 2 | Pointless Conversation

This week, we unpack the anti-authoritarian undertones of Tires Season 2 and spiral into a gloriously pointless conversation that somehow touches on No Kings protests and other dumb things.#TwoDolts #NoKings #TiresSeason2 #PointlessConversation #ComedyPodcast #TVTalk #AntiAuthority #RaccoonVsPossum #PodcastLife #BrownLiquorEnergy
The "Drunk Zone" Spirit World - how much is too much?
June 18, 2025

The "Drunk Zone" Spirit World - how much is too much?

The Dolts are back and deep in the sauce—literally and spiritually. In this episode, we explore the mysterious "Drunk Zone": that fine line between fun and full-blown possession. Is there a point where booze opens a portal to the spirit world… or just to bad decisions? We ask the hard-hitting questions: Can a hangover be haunted? Does tequila have a soul? And how much is too much?Expect chaotic laughs, unqualified science, embarrassing stories, and a mild existential crisis or two. Cheers!#T...
Sunday Brunch Show | Hugh Hefner’s Wives | King of Queens | Pudge Rodriguez
May 29, 2025

Sunday Brunch Show | Hugh Hefner’s Wives | King of Queens | Pudge Rodriguez

It’s aSunday Brunch Showand the Dolts are serving up beer and bourbon and someone takes a gummy and gets zooted. We break down the wild world ofHugh Hefner’s many wives, give a random shoutout toPudge Rodriguez, and try to keep it together long enough to finish a full thought. Brunch talk has never been this unhinged.🥂 #TwoDoltsPodcast #SundayBrunchShow #HughHefner #PudgeRodriguez #ComedyPodcast #UnfilteredTalk #PodcastLife #BrunchVibes #DoltsOnTheMic #BaseballThrowbacks #PopCultur...
Brown Liquor Friday #2 | MrBeast Under Scrutiny | Baccarat Sucks | Gambling with Kyle in New Orleans
May 28, 2025

Brown Liquor Friday #2 | MrBeast Under Scrutiny | Baccarat Sucks | Gambling with Kyle in New Orleans

The Dolts are back for anotherBrown Liquor Friday—and the hot takes are flowing. We’re talking aboutMr. Beast catching heat, whybaccarat is the worst game in the casino, andgambling storiesfrom New Orleans. It’s chaos, cocktails, and questionable judgment—just the way we like it.🎙️ #TwoDoltsPodcast #BrownLiquorFriday #MrBeast #BaccaratSucks #NewOrleansGambling #ComedyPodcast #CasinoStories #WhiskeyTalk #UnfilteredHumor #PodcastLife
Darrell is Zooted & is eating Twizzlers | Migitizm | The Success of Cheers and Farewell NORM!
May 27, 2025

Darrell is Zooted & is eating Twizzlers | Migitizm | The Success of Cheers and Farewell NORM!

Probably our funniest episode, not for the content, but for the way Darrell is completely out of control.
Brown Liquor Friday | New Pope | Farewell Billy
May 27, 2025

Brown Liquor Friday | New Pope | Farewell Billy

It’s Brown Liquor Friday and things get loose as the Dolts dive into a holy shake-up with the announcement of aNew Pope, pour one out in honor of the one and onlyBilly.#TwoDoltsPodcast #BrownLiquorFriday #NewPope #FarewellBilly #ComedyPodcast #WhiskeyTalk #IrreverentHumor #PodcastLife #DrinkAndDebate #BourbonAndBanter
Questions for Chelly | In Studio Audience
April 26, 2025

Questions for Chelly | In Studio Audience

The great and powerful Chelly co-hosted, and obviously this is our ticket to stardom.
Best Clothes to be Buried In | World of Farts | Income Gap
April 25, 2025

Best Clothes to be Buried In | World of Farts | Income Gap

A hodgepodge of idiocy. We talk about a lot of different things from the best clothes to be buried in, to the instagram page "world of farts" and to the income gap
Huge in Egypt! | Fights at Disney | Fighting in Relationships |Brass Tax
April 7, 2025

Huge in Egypt! | Fights at Disney | Fighting in Relationships |Brass Tax

Surprisingly, we were ranked #46 in Egypt for Comedy Podcasts....Strange.We talk about Chris's vacation to Planet Hollywood, Fights at Disney, Fighting in Relationships, Val Kilmer passing RIP, and a new catchphrase "brass tax"
Trashed Pandas: We got a new Co-host (it's a woman). Chris & Darrell were SMASHED out of their minds on this one!
March 10, 2025

Trashed Pandas: We got a new Co-host (it's a woman). Chris & Darrell were SMASHED out of their minds on this one!

We had one of the coolest people around (Shelly) drop in to help add a woman's touch to our podcast.