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Should Realtors Be Funny? Meth Heads by Chris's House BE METHIN
July 16, 2025

Should Realtors Be Funny? Meth Heads by Chris's House BE METHIN

Seems like nowadays, everyone is trying to be funny - obviously not us....anyway, we find a "funny realtor". Also, the continuing issue with Chris' methy neighbors is getting even more methy...imagine that.

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Karaoke Songs That Don't Jive | Friends that Over Serve You
July 16, 2025

Karaoke Songs That Don't Jive | Friends that Over Serve You

We talk about poorly chosen karaoke songs, and friends that overserve you at their house

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NO KINGS | Tires Season 2 | Pointless Conversation
June 20, 2025

NO KINGS | Tires Season 2 | Pointless Conversation

This week, we unpack the anti-authoritarian undertones of Tires Season 2 and spiral into a gloriously pointless conversation that somehow touches on No Kings protests and other dumb things. #TwoDolts #NoKings #TiresSeason2 #P...

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The "Drunk Zone" Spirit World - how much is too much?
June 18, 2025

The "Drunk Zone" Spirit World - how much is too much?

The Dolts are back and deep in the sauce—literally and spiritually. In this episode, we explore the mysterious "Drunk Zone": that fine line between fun and full-blown possession. Is there a point where booze opens a portal to...

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Sunday Brunch Show | Hugh Hefner’s Wives | King of Queens | Pudge Rodriguez
May 29, 2025

Sunday Brunch Show | Hugh Hefner’s Wives | King of Queens | Pudge Rod…

It’s a Sunday Brunch Show and the Dolts are serving up beer and bourbon and someone takes a gummy and gets zooted. We break down the wild world of Hugh Hefner’s many wives , give a random shoutout to Pudge Rodriguez , and try...

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Brown Liquor Friday #2 | MrBeast Under Scrutiny | Baccarat Sucks | Gambling with Kyle in New Orleans
May 28, 2025

Brown Liquor Friday #2 | MrBeast Under Scrutiny | Baccarat Sucks | Ga…

The Dolts are back for another Brown Liquor Friday —and the hot takes are flowing. We’re talking about Mr. Beast catching heat , why baccarat is the worst game in the casino , and gambling stories from New Orleans. It’s chaos...

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Darrell is Zooted & is eating Twizzlers | Migitizm | The Success of Cheers and Farewell NORM!
May 27, 2025

Darrell is Zooted & is eating Twizzlers | Migitizm | The Success of C…

Probably our funniest episode, not for the content, but for the way Darrell is completely out of control.

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Brown Liquor Friday | New Pope | Farewell Billy
May 27, 2025

Brown Liquor Friday | New Pope | Farewell Billy

It’s Brown Liquor Friday and things get loose as the Dolts dive into a holy shake-up with the announcement of a New Pope , pour one out in honor of the one and only Billy . #TwoDoltsPodcast #BrownLiquorFriday #NewPope #Farewe...

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Questions for Chelly | In Studio Audience
April 26, 2025

Questions for Chelly | In Studio Audience

The great and powerful Chelly co-hosted, and obviously this is our ticket to stardom.

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New Trend of Action Figures | Bill Burr - Religion | The Civil War Started and Ended at the same house
April 25, 2025

New Trend of Action Figures | Bill Burr - Religion | The Civil War St…

We started to get a little drunk by this one....lots of fun topics.

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Best Clothes to be Buried In | World of Farts | Income Gap
April 25, 2025

Best Clothes to be Buried In | World of Farts | Income Gap

A hodgepodge of idiocy. We talk about a lot of different things from the best clothes to be buried in, to the instagram page "world of farts" and to the income gap

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Huge in Egypt! | Fights at Disney | Fighting in Relationships |Brass Tax
April 7, 2025

Huge in Egypt! | Fights at Disney | Fighting in Relationships |Brass …

Surprisingly, we were ranked #46 in Egypt for Comedy Podcasts....Strange. We talk about Chris's vacation to Planet Hollywood, Fights at Disney, Fighting in Relationships, Val Kilmer passing RIP, and a new catchphrase "brass t...

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Trashed Pandas: We got a new Co-host (it's a woman). Chris & Darrell were SMASHED out of their minds on this one!
March 10, 2025

Trashed Pandas: We got a new Co-host (it's a woman). Chris & Darrell …

We had one of the coolest people around (Shelly) drop in to help add a woman's touch to our podcast.

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Tipping Protocols | Darrell's Medical Ailments | White Guy Dress Codes
March 3, 2025

Tipping Protocols | Darrell's Medical Ailments | White Guy Dress Codes

Darrell couldn't make the show, so we had a stunt double!

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Youtube Keeps Banning Us | Euro Trip is 20 | Farting on Airplanes
Feb. 25, 2025

Youtube Keeps Banning Us | Euro Trip is 20 | Farting on Airplanes

We address our Youtube Bans, talk about the movie Euro Trip, and then discuss Farting on Airplanes

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Trashed Pandas | Chris has Crackheads nearby
Feb. 15, 2025

Trashed Pandas | Chris has Crackheads nearby

Chris goes on a rant because of his neighbors

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We discuss Chris's obvious autism
Feb. 14, 2025

We discuss Chris's obvious autism

Chris had a meeting at a small table and realized he couldn't maintain eye contact.

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Lively/Baldoni | Non-Profits | Rant Show
Feb. 14, 2025

Lively/Baldoni | Non-Profits | Rant Show

We discuss the Lively/Baldoni stuff, touch on how terrible non-profits are, and its a rant show. Hurrayyyy

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Kick, Twitch, and TikTok - What's the difference? We discuss.
Feb. 4, 2025

Kick, Twitch, and TikTok - What's the difference? We discuss.

With so many options for streaming, which we're bad on all of them, we examine them and then talk about more random stuff.

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How its Impossible to Recreate Friend Trips that Were Amazing
Feb. 4, 2025

How its Impossible to Recreate Friend Trips that Were Amazing

We recap the week that is us! Chris has a terrible ending to his week, Darrell eats some steak and skrimpz, then we talk about how its impossible to recreate friend trips that were amazing.

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