Episodes

On the latest Two Dolts Podcast, we dive headfirst into the world of 80’s dating videos. It’s our third episode of 2026—and honestly, it might be our best yet. At the very least, we cracked ourselves up so much that Darrell had to puke into a bucket from laughing too hard. Tune in for nostalgia, absurdity, and a whole lot of laughs. #TwoDoltsPodcast #80sDating #RetroVibes #PodcastComedy #LaughOutLoud #NostalgiaTrip #PodcastEpisode #ThrowbackFun #UnfilteredHumor #PodcastCommunity

Sometimes you're throwing a house party and people say "hey lets do a podcast" Its always both a great and really bad idea. We dive into the songwriting process and a bunch of other topics.

Welcome to “Two Dolts,” the comedy podcast where no idea is too outrageous and no topic is off-limits. In this episode, our two lovable idiots dive headfirst into the wild hypothetical of buying and repurposing Epstein’s infamous island. From turning it into a Hooters, to brainstorming the world’s weirdest casino retreat, nothing is sacred and everything is up for laughs. Expect hot takes, questionable business plans, and a whole lot of absurdity as the guys riff on what it would really take to ...

Chris talks about his hellish drive through a blizzard

Darrell slowly turns into a puddle

Darrell showed up to the show absolutely hammered

The guys stumble on an article about a Tiger born with DS....while we're a fan of the DS community and have helped over the years, we took a very "comedic" approach to talking about nature... We also talked about John Hamm and even freezing ourselves criogenically while we wait for our crypto to hit.

We discuss wanting to be a good person, but we know we're absolute trash

We talk about getting haircuts while everyone fully knows you're rapidly balding.

Darrell came down to visit, and we recapped the weekend!

We discuss the tragic passing of Charlie Kirk, and also talk about freedom of speech.

This week we went everywhere: 💰 Chris bets Darrell he can book the guy The Town was based on 🦊 Furry conventions… we have questions 🌀 Man gets sucked into an MRI machine (yep, really) 🕺 Chubby Checker isn’t dead??? From Boston bank heists to dance floor legends — it’s peak Dolts chaos. #TwoDolts #ComedyPodcast #TheTown #FurryConvention #MRIAccident #ChubbyChecker #UnfilteredPodcast #LaughTilItHurts #PodcastersOfInstagram #ForTheWrongReason #FridayVibes

This week’s chaos: 💋 Guy suing Coldplay over a kiss cam moment 🤦‍♂️ Realizing we might be too dumb to be content creators 🍺 That time we actually hung out with Afroman It’s unfiltered, unplanned, and unintentionally hilarious. #TwoDolts #ComedyPodcast #KissCam #Coldplay #Afroman #ContentCreators #PodcastersOfInstagram #LaughOutLoud #UnfilteredPodcast #FridayVibes #ForTheWrongReason

This week we covered… well… everything: 🍼 Kids doing kid things 🐶 New dogs and the chaos they bring 🤖 Using AI to track Nancy Pelosi’s stock moves ⚾ Jim Abbott & the home run story you didn’t expect 🚧 People getting in the way (literally & metaphorically) It’s the kind of random, caffeinated conversation you only get from Two Dolts. #TwoDolts #ComedyPodcast #NancyPelosiStocks #AI #JimAbbott #ParentLife #DogLife #RandomPodcast #PodcastVibes #PodcastersOfInstagram #LaughMore #FridayEnergy #ForTh...

🏀🔥 F&cked Up Friday – WNBA Bad Marketing & Being Forced Down Our Throats 🔥🏀 This week we tackled the spicy stuff: 💥 Why WNBA marketing feels off 📢 When support turns into force 🤷‍♂️ Are they missing the real audience? Unfiltered takes, bourbon in hand, and zero apologies. #TwoDolts #FuckedUpFriday #ComedyPodcast #WNBA #BadMarketing #SportsTalk #UnfilteredPodcast #HotTake #BourbonAndBanter #PodcastersOfInstagram #LaughOrCancelUs #FridayVibes

🦝🥃 F&cked Up Friday – TRASHED PANDAS 🥃🦝 This week’s chaos includes: 🥃 Getting used to bourbon (finally… maybe) 🏀 WNBA “Pay Us What You Owe Us” T-shirts – thoughts were had 🌆 Chris professes his love for Chicago (again) It’s bourbon-fueled banter with just enough trash panda energy to get you through the weekend. #TwoDolts #FuckedUpFriday #TrashedPandas #ComedyPodcast #BourbonLife #WNBA #PayUsWhatYouOweUs #ChrisLovesChicago #PodcastVibes #PodcastersOfInstagram #DrinkResponsibly #FridayFun #Laug...

This week we went down the rabbit hole on: 💸 Tax write-offs for charitable donations (are they really worth it?) 🎟️ Tipping on 50/50 raffles — genius move or just plain weird? It’s the Friday chaos you didn’t know you needed. 🎙️ Listen. Laugh. Question humanity. #TwoDolts #FuckedUpFriday #PodcastLife #CharitableDonations #TaxWriteOffs #RaffleLife #TippingDebate #ComedyPodcast #FridayFun #PodcastVirality #PodcastersOfInstagram #ListenLaughRepeat #PodcastHumor #WeSaidWhatWeSaid #ForTheWrongReaso...

We went hard in the paint on this one. We "essentially" play characters on our show, therefore, this should be viewed as a comedic performance and not real life.....kinda.

We talk about very important things like the weather, traveling by train, and the infamous coldplay incident.

Darrell starts out in a historically bad mood....we turn it around quickly. Autotune fixes everything.

Seems like nowadays, everyone is trying to be funny - obviously not us....anyway, we find a "funny realtor". Also, the continuing issue with Chris' methy neighbors is getting even more methy...imagine that.

We talk about poorly chosen karaoke songs, and friends that overserve you at their house

This week, we unpack the anti-authoritarian undertones of Tires Season 2 and spiral into a gloriously pointless conversation that somehow touches on No Kings protests and other dumb things. #TwoDolts #NoKings #TiresSeason2 #PointlessConversation #ComedyPodcast #TVTalk #AntiAuthority #RaccoonVsPossum #PodcastLife #BrownLiquorEnergy

The Dolts are back and deep in the sauce—literally and spiritually. In this episode, we explore the mysterious "Drunk Zone": that fine line between fun and full-blown possession. Is there a point where booze opens a portal to the spirit world… or just to bad decisions? We ask the hard-hitting questions: Can a hangover be haunted? Does tequila have a soul? And how much is too much? Expect chaotic laughs, unqualified science, embarrassing stories, and a mild existential crisis or two. Cheers! #T...