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Taxes in Illinois & NY | Thoughts about moving back to Buffalo | Buffalo Sports
July 6, 2026

Taxes in Illinois & NY | Thoughts about moving back to Buffalo | Buffalo Sports

We dive into the politics in NY and Illinois, talk about the idea of moving back to Buffalo, and we touch on Buffalo Sports.
The epitome of male friendships - one hour of us being brutal to each other
June 30, 2026

The epitome of male friendships - one hour of us being brutal to each other

There's a lot that goes into being a guy with friends. One of the key components is making sure that your friend knows you love him, and the only way to truly show that love is to make fun of him. We also talk about South Park, going bald, going to therapy, and self-esteem.
Weird Coach Interviews | Coaching Youth Sports | Vegas baby Vegas
June 11, 2026

Weird Coach Interviews | Coaching Youth Sports | Vegas baby Vegas

The boys discuss #weird coach interviews DURING games, Coaching youth sports, and #vegas tips and tricks.
The boys discuss their shot pact | Weird Fishing Stories | The Struggles of #Dadlife
June 9, 2026

The boys discuss their shot pact | Weird Fishing Stories | The Struggles of #Dadlife

In this episode we discuss our infamous shot pact, weird fishing stories, and new asian dining strategies.#Shots#Alchohol#Beers delivered by trains#Fishing# Deep Sea Fishing#Dadlife
Chris is 47 and Still Can't Control His Bowels | Illinois Taxes (no bueno)
June 8, 2026

Chris is 47 and Still Can't Control His Bowels | Illinois Taxes (no bueno)

You would think that after 47 years of being on the planet, one would be able to not crap their pants....turns out that is not the case.We also talk about taxes and fraud.#poop#taxes#comedy#podcast
Dad Logic | Boys Night Out |
June 2, 2026

Dad Logic | Boys Night Out |

We talk about the constant struggle of outplaying your kids in sports as Father Time starts to eat away at your body. We also talk about Darrell & Chris having a night out.
Weird Lake Vibes | Temecula | Darrell Loves Sheryl Crow
April 8, 2026

Weird Lake Vibes | Temecula | Darrell Loves Sheryl Crow

Darrell loves Cheryl Crow.... It's weird, but we'll accept it. We talk about lake vibes and how they're different based on the place you're in.
Drunk Trump & Enigmas
April 8, 2026

Drunk Trump & Enigmas

Chris introduced a new character for the podcast: Drunk Trump. The issue with this is that Chris does characters POORLY. This one got off to a strong start and then turned into the same crap we always do...happy listening.
Best Bars (and worst) to Drink In
March 3, 2026

Best Bars (and worst) to Drink In

Today, we talk about the best and worst places to grab a drink in America—legendary dives, overrated hotspots, hidden gems, and the “how is this place still open?” joints. We swap stories, rate the vibes, and tell you exactly where to go (and where to absolutely not).#TwoDoltsPodcast #BarTalk #BestBars #WorstBars #DiveBars #CocktailBars #CraftBeer #HappyHour #BarReview #Nightlife #DrinkingCulture #TravelPodcast #RoadTripVibes #HiddenGems #Cheers
Policy Vs Person | Darrell Goes Scorched Earth |
March 3, 2026

Policy Vs Person | Darrell Goes Scorched Earth |

First and foremost, we would like you to listen to the disclaimers in this. Just seems like everyone that talks openly about this stuff seems to not "make it" out of a parking garage or paddle boarding.
Chris had to put his 18 year old dog down. RIP NILLA
Feb. 19, 2026

Chris had to put his 18 year old dog down. RIP NILLA

A lot of people would think that doing a podcast minutes after putting your family pet for over 16 years down would be a bad idea - I used this as therapy. We both cried a little, and it was tough.
Chris loses power - We still press on and fight the good fight!
Jan. 28, 2026

Chris loses power - We still press on and fight the good fight!

Chris loses power and we have a brief call in and then he hot spotted his phone and was way too close to the camera with his fat cheeks.
Jarion Is BACK | We give relationship advice - It ends poorly....oh and we talk about God/Religion
Jan. 28, 2026

Jarion Is BACK | We give relationship advice - It ends poorly....oh and we talk about God/Religion

Jarian is back for a quick podcast and we talk about relationships, God, and Jarian pees way too much during the podcast.
Kombucha Sucks | Casey Kasem Outtakes, Bill O'Reilly flips out, and Hemingway
Jan. 7, 2026

Kombucha Sucks | Casey Kasem Outtakes, Bill O'Reilly flips out, and Hemingway

On this episode of the Two Dolts Podcast, we dive into the wild world of Casey Kasem’s infamous outtakes and Bill O’Reilly’s legendary meltdowns. We also explore Hemingway’s tragic end and the complex, sometimes romanticized idea of choosing to go out on your own terms. Raw, real, and unfiltered—just how you like it.#TwoDoltsPodcast #CaseyKasem #BillOReilly #Hemingway #MentalHealth #PodcastLife #UnfilteredTalk #RealConversations #DarkHumor #Storytelling #PodcastCommunity
Two Dolts/Trashed Pandas: We explore the 80's Video Dating Scene - By FAR our funniest episode!
Jan. 7, 2026

Two Dolts/Trashed Pandas: We explore the 80's Video Dating Scene - By FAR our funniest episode!

On the latest Two Dolts Podcast, we dive headfirst into the world of 80’s dating videos. It’s our third episode of 2026—and honestly, it might be our best yet. At the very least, we cracked ourselves up so much that Darrell had to puke into a bucket from laughing too hard. Tune in for nostalgia, absurdity, and a whole lot of laughs.#TwoDoltsPodcast #80sDating #RetroVibes #PodcastComedy #LaughOutLoud #NostalgiaTrip #PodcastEpisode #ThrowbackFun #UnfilteredHumor #PodcastCommunity
JaRon (Lead Singer From Southern Grit)
Jan. 7, 2026

JaRon (Lead Singer From Southern Grit)

Sometimes you're throwing a house party and people say "hey lets do a podcast" Its always both a great and really bad idea. We dive into the songwriting process and a bunch of other topics.
Do you want to buy an island....slightly used.
Dec. 29, 2025

Do you want to buy an island....slightly used.

Welcome to “Two Dolts,” the comedy podcast where no idea is too outrageous and no topic is off-limits. In this episode, our two lovable idiots dive headfirst into the wild hypothetical of buying and repurposing Epstein’s infamous island. From turning it into a Hooters, to brainstorming the world’s weirdest casino retreat, nothing is sacred and everything is up for laughs. Expect hot takes, questionable business plans, and a whole lot of absurdity as the guys riff on what it would really take to ...
Chris's Trip From Madison, WI
Dec. 17, 2025

Chris's Trip From Madison, WI

Chris talks about his hellish drive through a blizzard
Darrell is hammereder
Dec. 16, 2025

Darrell is hammereder

Darrell slowly turns into a puddle
Darrell is RIPPED
Dec. 15, 2025

Darrell is RIPPED

Darrell showed up to the show absolutely hammered
Tardy The Tiger
Dec. 11, 2025

Tardy The Tiger

The guys stumble on an article about a Tiger born with DS....while we're a fan of the DS community and have helped over the years, we took a very "comedic" approach to talking about nature...We also talked about John Hamm and even freezing ourselves criogenically while we wait for our crypto to hit.
Would you donate a kidney?
Dec. 10, 2025

Would you donate a kidney?

We discuss wanting to be a good person, but we know we're absolute trash
Chris Gets a Haircut | Betting Logistics
Dec. 8, 2025

Chris Gets a Haircut | Betting Logistics

We talk about getting haircuts while everyone fully knows you're rapidly balding.
Darrell's Trip to Visit Chris | Chicago
Sept. 17, 2025

Darrell's Trip to Visit Chris | Chicago

Darrell came down to visit, and we recapped the weekend!