Episodes
Sept. 3, 2020
Two Pickets to Shitsberg
The guys get engulfed in the flames of busch latte's and bourbon. If you close your eyes and really listen, you can hear brain cells actually hanging themselves before they are ravaged by booze. Of course, Darrell's brain cells went out like that weird guy from Kung-fu with the rope and the lotion and stuff...Chris's went out like Hemingway and Cobain - that boom boom pow.
Aug. 31, 2020
Two Dolts Episode 11: Master Debators
The boys are running for president. Darrell leads the COCKtail party, against Chris' Equality for All party.
Aug. 27, 2020
Two Dolts Episode 10: Parallel Pooping
The boys go down memory lane and then ask each other stupid questions. Also, the most epic pooping of the pants story is in here.
Aug. 23, 2020
Two Dolts Episode 9: Darrell is a Bully
Darrell gets called a bully, the guys talk about recent trends in bullying and cancel culture.
July 31, 2020
Two Dolts Episode 6:PCU, Aliens, Turtles & Genius
The guys prove to be especially stupid when discussing PCU, Cancel Culture, Turtles, and Genius. Enjoy!
July 14, 2020
Chris & Darrell Save The World
The guys get kidnapped by the government and are put in charge of solving the urgent issues the world faces. Kind of like Armageddon, but less believable. They also talk about Zac Efron and swoon. Enjoy!
July 3, 2020
The Sea Is Life - Chris wants to be a pirate
Chris wants to be a pirate, and before that they discuss 1980's teen pop idols.
July 3, 2020
The invention of suction cups (AKA: LOVE)
This was supposed to be an episode about love....about relationships....instead, true to form, the guys took a hard right at Drunkville. ENJOY!!
July 2, 2020
What. A. Pile. Of. Crap (AKA: Fear and Loathing)
In this episode, we get WAY too drunk to really string together coherent thoughts. ENJOY!!
June 14, 2020
You say you want a revolution Well, you know We all want to change the world.
The guys talk about today's climate and do their best to sound somewhat intelligent.