Episodes

Sept. 3, 2020

Two Pickets to Shitsberg

The guys get engulfed in the flames of busch latte's and bourbon. If you close your eyes and really listen, you can hear brain cells actually hanging themselves before they are ravaged by booze. Of course, Darrell's brain cells went out like that weird guy from Kung-fu with the rope and the lotion and stuff...Chris's went out like Hemingway and Cobain - that boom boom pow.
Aug. 31, 2020

Two Dolts Episode 11: Master Debators

The boys are running for president. Darrell leads the COCKtail party, against Chris' Equality for All party.
Aug. 27, 2020

Two Dolts Episode 10: Parallel Pooping

The boys go down memory lane and then ask each other stupid questions. Also, the most epic pooping of the pants story is in here.
Aug. 23, 2020

Two Dolts Episode 9: Darrell is a Bully

Darrell gets called a bully, the guys talk about recent trends in bullying and cancel culture.
Aug. 17, 2020

Episode 7:Pals

The guys discuss friends of the past and present day.
July 31, 2020

Two Dolts Episode 6:PCU, Aliens, Turtles & Genius

The guys prove to be especially stupid when discussing PCU, Cancel Culture, Turtles, and Genius. Enjoy!
July 14, 2020

Chris & Darrell Save The World

The guys get kidnapped by the government and are put in charge of solving the urgent issues the world faces. Kind of like Armageddon, but less believable. They also talk about Zac Efron and swoon. Enjoy!
July 3, 2020

The Sea Is Life - Chris wants to be a pirate

Chris wants to be a pirate, and before that they discuss 1980's teen pop idols.
July 3, 2020

The invention of suction cups (AKA: LOVE)

This was supposed to be an episode about love....about relationships....instead, true to form, the guys took a hard right at Drunkville. ENJOY!!
July 2, 2020

What. A. Pile. Of. Crap (AKA: Fear and Loathing)

In this episode, we get WAY too drunk to really string together coherent thoughts. ENJOY!!
June 14, 2020

You say you want a revolution Well, you know We all want to change the world.

The guys talk about today's climate and do their best to sound somewhat intelligent.