Episodes
May 3, 2021
A Very Offensive Episode.
The boys start off with one of the most offensive 6 minutes in podcast history. Rage.
April 26, 2021
The Dolts + 1: Human Monkeys, NYC Women of the night, Curling wand or Alien P*nis?
Jay joins the show and the guys talk about human-monkey embryos and basically rip on each other, and it gest uncomfortable.
April 13, 2021
Power Hour
The boys do Power Hour. One shot of beer per minute for an hour. Also, RIP to DMX.
April 7, 2021
Noah's Ark, Murder Hornets, and drunken buffoonery.
The guys discuss easter, ricky gervias, noah's ark, and other things before they passed out.
March 15, 2021
BACK AT IT.
The boys are back. Chris had a vacation, Darrell managed to live another year. Whoopidty-doo.
Feb. 28, 2021
Has a man ever been bit in the D*ck by a turtle?
The guys tackle the age-old question about men being bit in the dick by turtles, greatest sports nicknames, and Darrell takes a nappy-poo.
Feb. 22, 2021
Allegedly + The Most Beautiful Women in the World
The boys come out HOT with a story of one of their friends ALLEGEDLY, then compare their lists of the 20 of the most beautiful women to ever walk the planet.
Feb. 13, 2021
The Joy of Having Children
Chris finds letters his daughter wrote him and it triggers a great conversation about having kids.
Feb. 13, 2021
Darrell Starts This Episode Asleep, Chris Gets Rescued By The Human Cheat Code
Having friends is great. Being friends with the human cheat code is better.
Jan. 23, 2021
Back in the saddle.
The boys discuss traveling and some things that, as I write this, I literally can't remember. hahahahah
Jan. 6, 2021
Darrell's Rainbow Sunday's
The guys discuss gay softball leagues and how much funnier that community is.
Jan. 4, 2021
2020 Year in Review
The guys have their 2020 Year in Review. They used the pop-a-matic bubble to determine seeding and the final awards based on their 6 selections. Darrell had technical difficulties and returns about 30 minutes in.
Dec. 6, 2020
Thanksgiving and other fun shenanigans
The boys talk about random stuff and other things and such.
Nov. 24, 2020
The Boys Do Baltimore
The boys rehash a trip to Baltimore thus proving that 2 drunk minds don't equal one semi-sober mind.
Nov. 14, 2020
Episode 19:A utopian society
The guys discuss communism, weed, and.....well, the smurfs.
Nov. 14, 2020
Spies Like Us: The Culper Ring
The guys discuss Washington's spies, girls, and other mundane things.
Oct. 5, 2020
Trouser Gremlins & Dogsh*t
It's Chris' 10 year anniversary. We talk about the engagement process, Steve his stupid dog, trouser gremlins, and other really stupid stuff.
Oct. 3, 2020
New Format and Half a 'Cast
We're messing with a new format and guess what - CHRIS forgot to hit record. Rage
Sept. 9, 2020
Two Dolts Episode 13:Darrell Does England
The boys discuss movie characters they would like to be, music icons, and Darrell teaches us all about geography.