Episodes
May 29, 2025
Sunday Brunch Show | Hugh Hefner’s Wives | King of Queens | Pudge Rodriguez
It’s a Sunday Brunch Show and the Dolts are serving up beer and bourbon and someone takes a gummy and gets zooted. We break down the wild world of Hugh Hefner’s many wives , give a random shoutout to Pudge Rodriguez , and try to keep it together long enough to finish a full thought. Brunch talk has never been this unhinged. 🥂 #TwoDoltsPodcast #SundayBrunchShow #HughHefner #PudgeRodriguez #ComedyPodcast #UnfilteredTalk #PodcastLife #BrunchVibes #DoltsOnTheMic #BaseballThrowbacks #PopCultur...
May 28, 2025
Brown Liquor Friday #2 | MrBeast Under Scrutiny | Baccarat Sucks | Gambling with Kyle in New Orleans
The Dolts are back for another Brown Liquor Friday —and the hot takes are flowing. We’re talking about Mr. Beast catching heat , why baccarat is the worst game in the casino , and gambling stories from New Orleans. It’s chaos, cocktails, and questionable judgment—just the way we like it. 🎙️ #TwoDoltsPodcast #BrownLiquorFriday #MrBeast #BaccaratSucks #NewOrleansGambling #ComedyPodcast #CasinoStories #WhiskeyTalk #UnfilteredHumor #PodcastLife
May 27, 2025
Darrell is Zooted & is eating Twizzlers | Migitizm | The Success of Cheers and Farewell NORM!
Probably our funniest episode, not for the content, but for the way Darrell is completely out of control.
May 27, 2025
Brown Liquor Friday | New Pope | Farewell Billy
It’s Brown Liquor Friday and things get loose as the Dolts dive into a holy shake-up with the announcement of a New Pope , pour one out in honor of the one and only Billy . #TwoDoltsPodcast #BrownLiquorFriday #NewPope #FarewellBilly #ComedyPodcast #WhiskeyTalk #IrreverentHumor #PodcastLife #DrinkAndDebate #BourbonAndBanter
April 26, 2025
Questions for Chelly | In Studio Audience
The great and powerful Chelly co-hosted, and obviously this is our ticket to stardom.
April 25, 2025
New Trend of Action Figures | Bill Burr - Religion | The Civil War Started and Ended at the same house
We started to get a little drunk by this one....lots of fun topics.
April 25, 2025
Best Clothes to be Buried In | World of Farts | Income Gap
A hodgepodge of idiocy. We talk about a lot of different things from the best clothes to be buried in, to the instagram page "world of farts" and to the income gap
April 7, 2025
Huge in Egypt! | Fights at Disney | Fighting in Relationships |Brass Tax
Surprisingly, we were ranked #46 in Egypt for Comedy Podcasts....Strange. We talk about Chris's vacation to Planet Hollywood, Fights at Disney, Fighting in Relationships, Val Kilmer passing RIP, and a new catchphrase "brass tax"
March 10, 2025
Trashed Pandas: We got a new Co-host (it's a woman). Chris & Darrell were SMASHED out of their minds on this one!
We had one of the coolest people around (Shelly) drop in to help add a woman's touch to our podcast.
March 3, 2025
Tipping Protocols | Darrell's Medical Ailments | White Guy Dress Codes
Darrell couldn't make the show, so we had a stunt double!
Feb. 25, 2025
Youtube Keeps Banning Us | Euro Trip is 20 | Farting on Airplanes
We address our Youtube Bans, talk about the movie Euro Trip, and then discuss Farting on Airplanes
Feb. 15, 2025
Trashed Pandas | Chris has Crackheads nearby
Chris goes on a rant because of his neighbors
Feb. 14, 2025
We discuss Chris's obvious autism
Chris had a meeting at a small table and realized he couldn't maintain eye contact.
Feb. 14, 2025
Lively/Baldoni | Non-Profits | Rant Show
We discuss the Lively/Baldoni stuff, touch on how terrible non-profits are, and its a rant show. Hurrayyyy
Feb. 4, 2025
Kick, Twitch, and TikTok - What's the difference? We discuss.
With so many options for streaming, which we're bad on all of them, we examine them and then talk about more random stuff.
Feb. 4, 2025
How its Impossible to Recreate Friend Trips that Were Amazing
We recap the week that is us! Chris has a terrible ending to his week, Darrell eats some steak and skrimpz, then we talk about how its impossible to recreate friend trips that were amazing.
Jan. 19, 2025
We're International! | Norm MacDonald - Germany | NFL Playoff Preview
We meander through random topics
Jan. 19, 2025
Trashed Pandas | Chris Has AutoTune | Bad Wives | Hammered
Chris acquired autotune.... not good.
Jan. 18, 2025
20 Days Off Recap | Gulf of 'Merica | Zuck Fact Checkers
We've been off for almost a month. We're back and just as Sh!tty as ever!
Jan. 16, 2025
Crimmus Trashed PANDASSSS | Jordan VS LeBron: Talent VS Temperament . We were hammered
Last Trashed Pandas episode of 2024! We talk about Jordan and LeBron and talent vs temperament. #ComedyPodcast #TwoDoltsPodcast #FunnyPodcasts #PodcastHumor #LaughOutLoud #PodcastLife #HilariousContent #ComedyGold #PodcastCommunity #PodcastRecommendations #WeeklyLaughs #TwoDoltsComedy #RelatableHumor #PodcastAddict #FunnyContent #BingePodcasts #BestComedyPodcasts #TwoDoltsLaughs #PodcastVibes #SpotifyPodcasts
Jan. 16, 2025
Pre Christmas Episode: Stella Artois, Best Xmas Movies, Best Christmas Songs, Total Dog Poo
Here’s an engaging episode description for your pre-Christmas podcast episode with hashtags aimed at boosting virality on Spotify: 🎄 Two Dolts Pre-Christmas Extravaganza 🎄 This week, we're getting into the holiday spirit with: 🍺 A toast to Stella Artois – the perfect brew for cozy winter nights. 🎬 Debating the BEST Christmas Movies of all time (yes, Die Hard is on the table). 🎶 Breaking down the ultimate Christmas Songs Playlist – which classics reign supreme? Grab your eggnog, hit play, and j...
Dec. 13, 2024
Vegas Trips | Who Kills more people: Sharks or Vending Machines | Nonsense
The Dolts are back with another whirlwind episode! This week, we recap the highs, lows, and outright absurdities of Vegas trips (spoiler: what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay there). Then, we tackle a killer question: who’s responsible for more fatalities, sharks or vending machines? You’ll be surprised by the answer! Plus, a generous helping of off-the-wall nonsense, because would it really be Two Dolts without it? Tune in for laughs, randomness, and maybe a fact or two you can throw into your n...