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March 3, 2025

Tipping Protocols | Darrell's Medical Ailments | White Guy Dress Codes

Darrell couldn't make the show, so we had a stunt double!
Feb. 25, 2025

Youtube Keeps Banning Us | Euro Trip is 20 | Farting on Airplanes

We address our Youtube Bans, talk about the movie Euro Trip, and then discuss Farting on Airplanes
Feb. 15, 2025

Trashed Pandas | Chris has Crackheads nearby

Chris goes on a rant because of his neighbors
Feb. 14, 2025

We discuss Chris's obvious autism

Chris had a meeting at a small table and realized he couldn't maintain eye contact.
Feb. 14, 2025

Lively/Baldoni | Non-Profits | Rant Show

We discuss the Lively/Baldoni stuff, touch on how terrible non-profits are, and its a rant show. Hurrayyyy
Feb. 4, 2025

Kick, Twitch, and TikTok - What's the difference? We discuss.

With so many options for streaming, which we're bad on all of them, we examine them and then talk about more random stuff.
Feb. 4, 2025

How its Impossible to Recreate Friend Trips that Were Amazing

We recap the week that is us! Chris has a terrible ending to his week, Darrell eats some steak and skrimpz, then we talk about how its impossible to recreate friend trips that were amazing.
Jan. 18, 2025

20 Days Off Recap | Gulf of 'Merica | Zuck Fact Checkers

We've been off for almost a month. We're back and just as Sh!tty as ever!
Jan. 16, 2025

Crimmus Trashed PANDASSSS | Jordan VS LeBron: Talent VS Temperament . We were hammered

Last Trashed Pandas episode of 2024! We talk about Jordan and LeBron and talent vs temperament. #ComedyPodcast #TwoDoltsPodcast #FunnyPodcasts #PodcastHumor #LaughOutLoud #PodcastLife #HilariousContent #ComedyGold #PodcastCommunity #PodcastRecommendations #WeeklyLaughs #TwoDoltsComedy #RelatableHumor #PodcastAddict #FunnyContent #BingePodcasts #BestComedyPodcasts #TwoDoltsLaughs #PodcastVibes #SpotifyPodcasts
Jan. 16, 2025

Pre Christmas Episode: Stella Artois, Best Xmas Movies, Best Christmas Songs, Total Dog Poo

Here’s an engaging episode description for your pre-Christmas podcast episode with hashtags aimed at boosting virality on Spotify: 🎄 Two Dolts Pre-Christmas Extravaganza 🎄 This week, we're getting into the holiday spirit with: 🍺 A toast to Stella Artois – the perfect brew for cozy winter nights. 🎬 Debating the BEST Christmas Movies of all time (yes, Die Hard is on the table). 🎶 Breaking down the ultimate Christmas Songs Playlist – which classics reign supreme? Grab your eggnog, hit play, and j...
Dec. 13, 2024

Vegas Trips | Who Kills more people: Sharks or Vending Machines | Nonsense

The Dolts are back with another whirlwind episode! This week, we recap the highs, lows, and outright absurdities of Vegas trips (spoiler: what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay there). Then, we tackle a killer question: who’s responsible for more fatalities, sharks or vending machines? You’ll be surprised by the answer! Plus, a generous helping of off-the-wall nonsense, because would it really be Two Dolts without it? Tune in for laughs, randomness, and maybe a fact or two you can throw into your n...
Dec. 11, 2024

Penny Trial & Relationship Pardons

This week on Two Dolts, we dive into the bizarre history of the "Penny Trial" as the jury went into deliberation. Plus, we discuss the concept of "relationship pardons"—when is it time to forgive, forget, or call it quits? Tune in for laughs, insights, and our usual dose of doltish banter! #TwoDoltsPodcast #PennyTrial #RelationshipTalk #ComedyPodcast #LegalHistory #Forgiveness #PodcastLife #SpotifyPodcasts #LaughAndLearn
Nov. 24, 2024

Common Core Math (WTF) | Drinking Games & House Parties | Joko "Good"

In this episode, we discuss common core math, drinking games, house parties, and adopting your friend's favorite team just to support him/her.
Nov. 23, 2024

Tyson Post Fight. Lame - Don't listen to this episode.

We were drunk and sad....really nothing to say here.
Nov. 22, 2024

NFL Firings and Bills Mafia

We talk about the recent NFL firings and also Bills Mafia. Darrell, is a noted Bills hater and Chris gets annoyed.
Nov. 22, 2024

NCAA Football 25, Waiting for the Tyson Fight

Like everyone else on the planet, we were waiting for the Tyson fight to start....looking back, we should have just covered our asses in honey and sat on an ant hill,
Nov. 18, 2024

The Jaguar Rebrand | Golf is great because of day drinking.

We discuss the TRAINWRECK of the Jaguar rebrand, golf tournaments and pickleball being dumb.
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Nov. 1, 2024

A Very Dolt Halloween

We talk about how Halloween changes as you get older - from being a kid, to a young adult, to 21, to homeowneship and even having kids.
Oct. 24, 2024

WWF to WWE, Conspiracy Theories and a special hostage guest

We talk about WWF to WWE, Conspiracy Theories, and get into the modern luxuries of living today.
Oct. 21, 2024

Charades, Follow the Money, Doing Crosswords as You Age

Old people doing charades as a way of entertainment, doing crosswords as we get older, other dumb topics.
Oct. 19, 2024

Trashed Pandas - Would you rather: be the president, leader of north Korea, or the pope?

We shouldn't have broadcasted this....we were under the influence....heavily. Trashed Pandas UNITE