Episodes

May 29, 2025

Sunday Brunch Show | Hugh Hefner’s Wives | King of Queens | Pudge Rodriguez

It’s a Sunday Brunch Show and the Dolts are serving up beer and bourbon and someone takes a gummy and gets zooted. We break down the wild world of Hugh Hefner’s many wives , give a random shoutout to Pudge Rodriguez , and try to keep it together long enough to finish a full thought. Brunch talk has never been this unhinged. 🥂 #TwoDoltsPodcast #SundayBrunchShow #HughHefner #PudgeRodriguez #ComedyPodcast #UnfilteredTalk #PodcastLife #BrunchVibes #DoltsOnTheMic #BaseballThrowbacks #PopCultur...
May 28, 2025

Brown Liquor Friday #2 | MrBeast Under Scrutiny | Baccarat Sucks | Gambling with Kyle in New Orleans

The Dolts are back for another Brown Liquor Friday —and the hot takes are flowing. We’re talking about Mr. Beast catching heat , why baccarat is the worst game in the casino , and gambling stories from New Orleans. It’s chaos, cocktails, and questionable judgment—just the way we like it. 🎙️ #TwoDoltsPodcast #BrownLiquorFriday #MrBeast #BaccaratSucks #NewOrleansGambling #ComedyPodcast #CasinoStories #WhiskeyTalk #UnfilteredHumor #PodcastLife
May 27, 2025

Darrell is Zooted & is eating Twizzlers | Migitizm | The Success of Cheers and Farewell NORM!

Probably our funniest episode, not for the content, but for the way Darrell is completely out of control.
May 27, 2025

Brown Liquor Friday | New Pope | Farewell Billy

It’s Brown Liquor Friday and things get loose as the Dolts dive into a holy shake-up with the announcement of a New Pope , pour one out in honor of the one and only Billy . #TwoDoltsPodcast #BrownLiquorFriday #NewPope #FarewellBilly #ComedyPodcast #WhiskeyTalk #IrreverentHumor #PodcastLife #DrinkAndDebate #BourbonAndBanter
April 26, 2025

Questions for Chelly | In Studio Audience

The great and powerful Chelly co-hosted, and obviously this is our ticket to stardom.
April 25, 2025

Best Clothes to be Buried In | World of Farts | Income Gap

A hodgepodge of idiocy. We talk about a lot of different things from the best clothes to be buried in, to the instagram page "world of farts" and to the income gap
April 7, 2025

Huge in Egypt! | Fights at Disney | Fighting in Relationships |Brass Tax

Surprisingly, we were ranked #46 in Egypt for Comedy Podcasts....Strange. We talk about Chris's vacation to Planet Hollywood, Fights at Disney, Fighting in Relationships, Val Kilmer passing RIP, and a new catchphrase "brass tax"
March 10, 2025

Trashed Pandas: We got a new Co-host (it's a woman). Chris & Darrell were SMASHED out of their minds on this one!

We had one of the coolest people around (Shelly) drop in to help add a woman's touch to our podcast.
March 3, 2025

Tipping Protocols | Darrell's Medical Ailments | White Guy Dress Codes

Darrell couldn't make the show, so we had a stunt double!
Feb. 25, 2025

Youtube Keeps Banning Us | Euro Trip is 20 | Farting on Airplanes

We address our Youtube Bans, talk about the movie Euro Trip, and then discuss Farting on Airplanes
Feb. 15, 2025

Trashed Pandas | Chris has Crackheads nearby

Chris goes on a rant because of his neighbors
Feb. 14, 2025

We discuss Chris's obvious autism

Chris had a meeting at a small table and realized he couldn't maintain eye contact.
Feb. 14, 2025

Lively/Baldoni | Non-Profits | Rant Show

We discuss the Lively/Baldoni stuff, touch on how terrible non-profits are, and its a rant show. Hurrayyyy
Feb. 4, 2025

Kick, Twitch, and TikTok - What's the difference? We discuss.

With so many options for streaming, which we're bad on all of them, we examine them and then talk about more random stuff.
Feb. 4, 2025

How its Impossible to Recreate Friend Trips that Were Amazing

We recap the week that is us! Chris has a terrible ending to his week, Darrell eats some steak and skrimpz, then we talk about how its impossible to recreate friend trips that were amazing.
Jan. 18, 2025

20 Days Off Recap | Gulf of 'Merica | Zuck Fact Checkers

We've been off for almost a month. We're back and just as Sh!tty as ever!
Jan. 16, 2025

Crimmus Trashed PANDASSSS | Jordan VS LeBron: Talent VS Temperament . We were hammered

Last Trashed Pandas episode of 2024! We talk about Jordan and LeBron and talent vs temperament. #ComedyPodcast #TwoDoltsPodcast #FunnyPodcasts #PodcastHumor #LaughOutLoud #PodcastLife #HilariousContent #ComedyGold #PodcastCommunity #PodcastRecommendations #WeeklyLaughs #TwoDoltsComedy #RelatableHumor #PodcastAddict #FunnyContent #BingePodcasts #BestComedyPodcasts #TwoDoltsLaughs #PodcastVibes #SpotifyPodcasts
Jan. 16, 2025

Pre Christmas Episode: Stella Artois, Best Xmas Movies, Best Christmas Songs, Total Dog Poo

Here’s an engaging episode description for your pre-Christmas podcast episode with hashtags aimed at boosting virality on Spotify: 🎄 Two Dolts Pre-Christmas Extravaganza 🎄 This week, we're getting into the holiday spirit with: 🍺 A toast to Stella Artois – the perfect brew for cozy winter nights. 🎬 Debating the BEST Christmas Movies of all time (yes, Die Hard is on the table). 🎶 Breaking down the ultimate Christmas Songs Playlist – which classics reign supreme? Grab your eggnog, hit play, and j...
Dec. 13, 2024

Vegas Trips | Who Kills more people: Sharks or Vending Machines | Nonsense

The Dolts are back with another whirlwind episode! This week, we recap the highs, lows, and outright absurdities of Vegas trips (spoiler: what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay there). Then, we tackle a killer question: who’s responsible for more fatalities, sharks or vending machines? You’ll be surprised by the answer! Plus, a generous helping of off-the-wall nonsense, because would it really be Two Dolts without it? Tune in for laughs, randomness, and maybe a fact or two you can throw into your n...