Episodes
Dec. 11, 2024
Penny Trial & Relationship Pardons
This week on Two Dolts, we dive into the bizarre history of the "Penny Trial" as the jury went into deliberation. Plus, we discuss the concept of "relationship pardons"—when is it time to forgive, forget, or call it quits? Tune in for laughs, insights, and our usual dose of doltish banter! #TwoDoltsPodcast #PennyTrial #RelationshipTalk #ComedyPodcast #LegalHistory #Forgiveness #PodcastLife #SpotifyPodcasts #LaughAndLearn
Nov. 24, 2024
Common Core Math (WTF) | Drinking Games & House Parties | Joko "Good"
In this episode, we discuss common core math, drinking games, house parties, and adopting your friend's favorite team just to support him/her.
Nov. 23, 2024
Tyson Post Fight. Lame - Don't listen to this episode.
We were drunk and sad....really nothing to say here.
Nov. 22, 2024
NFL Firings and Bills Mafia
We talk about the recent NFL firings and also Bills Mafia. Darrell, is a noted Bills hater and Chris gets annoyed.
Nov. 22, 2024
NCAA Football 25, Waiting for the Tyson Fight
Like everyone else on the planet, we were waiting for the Tyson fight to start....looking back, we should have just covered our asses in honey and sat on an ant hill,
Nov. 18, 2024
The Jaguar Rebrand | Golf is great because of day drinking.
We discuss the TRAINWRECK of the Jaguar rebrand, golf tournaments and pickleball being dumb.
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Nov. 1, 2024
A Very Dolt Halloween
We talk about how Halloween changes as you get older - from being a kid, to a young adult, to 21, to homeowneship and even having kids.
Oct. 24, 2024
WWF to WWE, Conspiracy Theories and a special hostage guest
We talk about WWF to WWE, Conspiracy Theories, and get into the modern luxuries of living today.
Oct. 21, 2024
Charades, Follow the Money, Doing Crosswords as You Age
Old people doing charades as a way of entertainment, doing crosswords as we get older, other dumb topics.
Oct. 19, 2024
Trashed Pandas - Would you rather: be the president, leader of north Korea, or the pope?
We shouldn't have broadcasted this....we were under the influence....heavily. Trashed Pandas UNITE
Oct. 18, 2024
Bad Takes: Chris mucks up the intro | Best TV Dads & TV Theme Songs | Toe the line on subject matter
This one GOT OFF THE RAILS. If you're offended by language or moderately close inferences, DON'T LISTEN #ComedyPodcast #PodcastHumor #SpotifyPodcasts #FunnyPodcasts #ComedyShow #PodcastLife #LaughOutLoud #ComedyGold #PodcastersOfSpotify #PodcastRecommendations #StandupComedy #ComedyCentral #HilariousPodcast #NewPodcastEpisode #TwoDolts
Oct. 17, 2024
America - What are we doing?? Hurricanes N Floods. Boats N Hoes
We examine (stupidly) the hurricanes, floods, and governmental support for those affected (NOT GOOD)
Oct. 13, 2024
(WARNING: OFFENSIVE) When you say "you look like someone I know" and they reject the notion.
We use loose terminology and go off the rails. #ComedyPodcast #PodcastHumor #SpotifyPodcasts #FunnyPodcasts #ComedyShow #PodcastLife #LaughOutLoud #ComedyGold #PodcastersOfSpotify #PodcastRecommendations #StandupComedy #ComedyCentral #HilariousPodcast #NewPodcastEpisode #TwoDolts
Sept. 19, 2024
Kids | One Night Stands | Marriage
We dive into having kids, one-night stands, and being married.
Sept. 16, 2024
Oasis Reunion | Vegas | Kamala | Tua's Concussion
This week, we talk about the #oasis reunion, #vegas, #kamalaharris, and #tua. We actually managed to stay on topic!
Aug. 29, 2024
Bad Fair Prizes | Kids are Annoying
Chris' dad passed away before he had kids. Now that he has kids, he wishes he could call his dad and apologize for all the stupid things he did.
Aug. 29, 2024
Trashed Pandas: Shoulder Issues | Friends go to wrong hotel | Chris Books Air BnB for the wrong date
The topics were slurry at best here. Enjoy
Aug. 29, 2024
New Comedians on the Come Up | 12/18/24 challenge
We discuss new comedians on the rise, and a specific challenge with doughnuts and giving yourself a ZJ.
Aug. 9, 2024
Vinny's Live Podcast: Snoop at the Olympics, Vag Inception
Vinny's live podcast. The guys got together and proceeded to talk immense trash to each other. Chris isn't for Snoop at the Olympics one bit. We need to get better at not just talking to the people there, but we're idiots and you shouldn't be listening to us anyway.
July 30, 2024
Chris has Internet Issues AGAIN | Two episodes lost. This one survived
Chris has been paying for MediaCom for over 5 years. Paying for 500mbps UP and 500mbps Down. As of the start of the show Friday he had 1mbps up and .5mbps down. This has been a constant issue for over 5 years, and he's about to lose his mind.
July 3, 2024
Dating your Wife | Worst Dogs to Get | Where did Epstein Come From?
In this lively episode of Two Dolts, we dive into three intriguing topics. First, we explore the art of dating your wife and how to keep the romance alive in long-term relationships. Next, we tackle the controversial subject of the worst dog breeds to own and why they might not be the best fit for everyone. Finally, we delve into the mysterious background of Jeffrey Epstein, examining his rise to infamy. Tune in for laughs, insights, and our unique doltish take on these diverse subjects!
July 1, 2024
If you die, and ghosts are real - do you wear the same clothes forever?
Ever wondered if, when you die, you have to wear the same clothes forever? 🤔 Join us on the Two Dolts Podcast as we explore quirky questions, bizarre hypotheticals, and hilarious what-ifs. Tune in for a fun, thought-provoking, and utterly doltish journey! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message