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Oct. 24, 2024

WWF to WWE, Conspiracy Theories and a special hostage guest

We talk about WWF to WWE, Conspiracy Theories, and get into the modern luxuries of living today.
Oct. 21, 2024

Charades, Follow the Money, Doing Crosswords as You Age

Old people doing charades as a way of entertainment, doing crosswords as we get older, other dumb topics.
Oct. 19, 2024

Trashed Pandas - Would you rather: be the president, leader of north Korea, or the pope?

We shouldn't have broadcasted this....we were under the influence....heavily. Trashed Pandas UNITE
Oct. 18, 2024

Bad Takes: Chris mucks up the intro | Best TV Dads & TV Theme Songs | Toe the line on subject matter

This one GOT OFF THE RAILS. If you're offended by language or moderately close inferences, DON'T LISTEN #ComedyPodcast #PodcastHumor #SpotifyPodcasts #FunnyPodcasts #ComedyShow #PodcastLife #LaughOutLoud #ComedyGold #PodcastersOfSpotify #PodcastRecommendations #StandupComedy #ComedyCentral #HilariousPodcast #NewPodcastEpisode #TwoDolts
Oct. 17, 2024

America - What are we doing?? Hurricanes N Floods. Boats N Hoes

We examine (stupidly) the hurricanes, floods, and governmental support for those affected (NOT GOOD)
Oct. 13, 2024

(WARNING: OFFENSIVE) When you say "you look like someone I know" and they reject the notion.

We use loose terminology and go off the rails. #ComedyPodcast #PodcastHumor #SpotifyPodcasts #FunnyPodcasts #ComedyShow #PodcastLife #LaughOutLoud #ComedyGold #PodcastersOfSpotify #PodcastRecommendations #StandupComedy #ComedyCentral #HilariousPodcast #NewPodcastEpisode #TwoDolts
Sept. 19, 2024

Kids | One Night Stands | Marriage

We dive into having kids, one-night stands, and being married.
Sept. 16, 2024

Oasis Reunion | Vegas | Kamala | Tua's Concussion

This week, we talk about the #oasis reunion, #vegas, #kamalaharris, and #tua. We actually managed to stay on topic!
Aug. 29, 2024

Bad Fair Prizes | Kids are Annoying

Chris' dad passed away before he had kids. Now that he has kids, he wishes he could call his dad and apologize for all the stupid things he did.
Aug. 29, 2024

New Comedians on the Come Up | 12/18/24 challenge

We discuss new comedians on the rise, and a specific challenge with doughnuts and giving yourself a ZJ.
Aug. 9, 2024

Vinny's Live Podcast: Snoop at the Olympics, Vag Inception

Vinny's live podcast. The guys got together and proceeded to talk immense trash to each other. Chris isn't for Snoop at the Olympics one bit. We need to get better at not just talking to the people there, but we're idiots and you shouldn't be listening to us anyway.
July 30, 2024

Chris has Internet Issues AGAIN | Two episodes lost. This one survived

Chris has been paying for MediaCom for over 5 years. Paying for 500mbps UP and 500mbps Down. As of the start of the show Friday he had 1mbps up and .5mbps down. This has been a constant issue for over 5 years, and he's about to lose his mind.
July 3, 2024

Dating your Wife | Worst Dogs to Get | Where did Epstein Come From?

In this lively episode of Two Dolts, we dive into three intriguing topics. First, we explore the art of dating your wife and how to keep the romance alive in long-term relationships. Next, we tackle the controversial subject of the worst dog breeds to own and why they might not be the best fit for everyone. Finally, we delve into the mysterious background of Jeffrey Epstein, examining his rise to infamy. Tune in for laughs, insights, and our unique doltish take on these diverse subjects!
July 1, 2024

If you die, and ghosts are real - do you wear the same clothes forever?

Ever wondered if, when you die, you have to wear the same clothes forever? 🤔 Join us on the Two Dolts Podcast as we explore quirky questions, bizarre hypotheticals, and hilarious what-ifs. Tune in for a fun, thought-provoking, and utterly doltish journey! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message
June 12, 2024

We talk the show Suits, Meghan Markle, Crime, and other corporate-world things

We talk the show #suits, Meghan Markle, backroom deals, and how the corporate world works. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message
June 11, 2024

Chris has a problem with MediaCom | Dinosaur with 500 teeth.

Chris is furious with his service from MediaCom, and we hop on the trend of the 500-toothed dinosaur. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message
May 13, 2024

Best Movies per Genre...We fall flat on our faces

To keep with the theme here, we decided to dive into the best movies of all time per genre. We were worse at this than our feeble attempt at sports movies. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message
May 10, 2024

Trashed Pandas

What happens when the panda hats go on???? No, seriously we're asking because we have no idea what we say. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message
May 10, 2024

Best Sports Movies of All Time - We totally forgot boxing...we're dumb

What better way to have the best sports movies of all time put on a list than three absolute idiots who forget the #1 sports movie genre? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message
April 29, 2024

Chris Meets a Nice Lesbian Couple (Zoe & Emily) | Love Languages | Homeless Carpentry Skills

What happens when Chris meets a nice lesbian couple? We talk about the 5 love languages and also dive into homeless carpentry skills! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message
April 26, 2024

TRASHED PANDAS (we're drunk): Darrell's DJ name | Favorite Jordans | Chris Buys Reebok Pumps

Description: Join Darrell and Chris as they dive into a chaotic whirlwind of topics while under the influence. In this episode, they reveal Darrell's DJ name, debate their favorite Jordans, and witness Chris's impulsive Reebok Pumps purchase. 🍻🎧👟 #TwoDolts #Podcast #DrunkTalk #DJNameReveal #SneakerWars #ReebokPumps #ChaosHour --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message