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Chris has Internet Issues AGAIN | Two episodes lost. This one survived
July 30, 2024

Chris has Internet Issues AGAIN | Two episodes lost. This one survived

Chris has been paying for MediaCom for over 5 years. Paying for 500mbps UP and 500mbps Down. As of the start of the show Friday he had 1mbps up and .5mbps down. This has been a constant issue for over 5 years, and he's about ...

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Dating your Wife | Worst Dogs to Get | Where did Epstein Come From?
July 3, 2024

Dating your Wife | Worst Dogs to Get | Where did Epstein Come From?

In this lively episode of Two Dolts, we dive into three intriguing topics. First, we explore the art of dating your wife and how to keep the romance alive in long-term relationships. Next, we tackle the controversial subject ...

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If you die, and ghosts are real - do you wear the same clothes forever?
July 1, 2024

If you die, and ghosts are real - do you wear the same clothes foreve…

Ever wondered if, when you die, you have to wear the same clothes forever? 🤔 Join us on the Two Dolts Podcast as we explore quirky questions, bizarre hypotheticals, and hilarious what-ifs. Tune in for a fun, thought-provoking...

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We talk the show Suits, Meghan Markle, Crime, and other corporate-world things
June 12, 2024

We talk the show Suits, Meghan Markle, Crime, and other corporate-wor…

We talk the show #suits, Meghan Markle, backroom deals, and how the corporate world works. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message

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Chris has a problem with MediaCom | Dinosaur with 500 teeth.
June 11, 2024

Chris has a problem with MediaCom | Dinosaur with 500 teeth.

Chris is furious with his service from MediaCom, and we hop on the trend of the 500-toothed dinosaur. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message

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Best Movies per Genre...We fall flat on our faces
May 13, 2024

Best Movies per Genre...We fall flat on our faces

To keep with the theme here, we decided to dive into the best movies of all time per genre. We were worse at this than our feeble attempt at sports movies. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/sho...

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Trashed Pandas
May 10, 2024

Trashed Pandas

What happens when the panda hats go on???? No, seriously we're asking because we have no idea what we say. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message

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Best Sports Movies of All Time - We totally forgot boxing...we're dumb
May 10, 2024

Best Sports Movies of All Time - We totally forgot boxing...we're dumb

What better way to have the best sports movies of all time put on a list than three absolute idiots who forget the #1 sports movie genre? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/messag...

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Chris Meets a Nice Lesbian Couple (Zoe & Emily) | Love Languages | Homeless Carpentry Skills
April 29, 2024

Chris Meets a Nice Lesbian Couple (Zoe & Emily) | Love Languages | Ho…

What happens when Chris meets a nice lesbian couple? We talk about the 5 love languages and also dive into homeless carpentry skills! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message

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TRASHED PANDAS (we're drunk): Darrell's DJ name | Favorite Jordans | Chris Buys Reebok Pumps
April 26, 2024

TRASHED PANDAS (we're drunk): Darrell's DJ name | Favorite Jordans | …

Description: Join Darrell and Chris as they dive into a chaotic whirlwind of topics while under the influence. In this episode, they reveal Darrell's DJ name, debate their favorite Jordans, and witness Chris's impulsive Reebo...

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An Idiots Guide To Trimming Naughty Parts
April 10, 2024

An Idiots Guide To Trimming Naughty Parts

When it comes to trimming your nether regions, who better to ask than two complete idiots? We talk about everything the sun doesn't touch. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/messa...

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Darrell Drives This Show: Tyson/Paul and other shenanigans
March 30, 2024

Darrell Drives This Show: Tyson/Paul and other shenanigans

Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs with Two Dolts, where hosts Chris and Darrell are at the helm of hilarity! In this episode, titled "Darrell Drives This Show: Tyson/Paul and Other Shenanigans," buckle up as Darrell tak...

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Afroman Interview Recap | Drinking in Columbus | Whitecastle
March 28, 2024

Afroman Interview Recap | Drinking in Columbus | Whitecastle

Welcome to Two Dolts, where hosts Chris and Darrell bring you the latest episode packed with entertainment and laughs! In this installment, they take you on a thrilling ride as they recap their recent interview with the iconi...

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Afroman!
March 13, 2024

Afroman!

We had a great time talking with Afroman! Afroman is the stage name of Joseph Edgar Foreman, an American rapper, singer, and musician. He gained fame with his hit single "Because I Got High," which was released in 2000. The s...

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Statue of Limitations
Feb. 10, 2024

Statue of Limitations

This one starts off a bit slow, and then ends with a bang bang bang. #SpotifyPodcast #PodcastOnSpotify #ListenOnSpotify #SpotifyListening #SpotifyPodcasting #SpotifyShow #SpotifyAudio #SpotifyListeners #SpotifyOriginal #Spoti...

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Brown Liquor Friday Pt:2 - Off The RAILS & Chris Teleports to another dimension
Jan. 30, 2024

Brown Liquor Friday Pt:2 - Off The RAILS & Chris Teleports to another…

What happens when two morons are heavy-handed pourers on Brown Liquor Friday? Well, I'm sure you can guess. We went DEEP into the spirit-world in this one. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/sho...

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Brown Liquor Friday: Bills Playoff Loss, Michigan's New Coach, Average Marriage Length
Jan. 29, 2024

Brown Liquor Friday: Bills Playoff Loss, Michigan's New Coach, Averag…

In this episode of the Two Dolts Podcast, hosts Chris and Darrell dissect the emotional rollercoaster of the recent Bills' playoff loss. From nail-biting moments to heartbreaking defeats, they delve into what went wrong and h...

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The Big Sell Out: Sponsors, Adult Stores, Weird Porno Titles, and Dildos
Jan. 18, 2024

The Big Sell Out: Sponsors, Adult Stores, Weird Porno Titles, and Dil…

We sell out, talk about sex stores, get sponsors, and what is the appropriate size for a fake cock. #Podcast #Podcasting #PodcastLife #PodcastersOfInstagram #PodcastRecommendation #PodcastLove #NewEpisode #ListenNow #PodcastC...

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We Say Goodbye to Dan Erb #Pals
Jan. 17, 2024

We Say Goodbye to Dan Erb #Pals

“Every man’s life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another.” Dan Erb was a very sweet man—an old soul. I don't have shit friends, sadly, the mark of a tru...

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Darrell is on a MEAN STREAK.
Jan. 16, 2024

Darrell is on a MEAN STREAK.

Chris is kinda drunk, and we discuss how mean Darrell has been over the last few weeks. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message

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Two Dolts Unleashed: True Crime, Current Events, and a poor attempt at comedy.
Jan. 6, 2024

Two Dolts Unleashed: True Crime, Current Events, and a poor attempt a…

Join us on "Two Dolts" for a rollercoaster of true crime tales, witty takes on current events, and uproarious comedy. 🕵️‍♂️🌎😂 Get ready to laugh, think, and gasp! #TrueCrime #CurrentEvents #ComedyPodcast #TwoDoltsLaughs 🎧 ---...

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Tez Returns
Jan. 5, 2024

Tez Returns

From time to time we're funny, most of the time we just talk to amuse ourselves...then sometimes we start smashing home runs. I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time. Who knows if you'll get the jokes, the humor, ...

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2023 Year End CLIP SHOWWWW
Jan. 4, 2024

2023 Year End CLIP SHOWWWW

A non-binary "woman" married to a cis man who insists he's in a gay relationship because she's non-binary A guy who is sexually attracted to balloons Internet shopping as imagined in the 1960’s Fart Spray Candle --- Send in...

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