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Chris had to put his 18 year old dog down. RIP NILLA
Feb. 19, 2026

Chris had to put his 18 year old dog down. RIP NILLA

A lot of people would think that doing a podcast minutes after putting your family pet for over 16 years down would be a bad idea - I used this as therapy. We both cried a little, and it was tough.

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Chris loses power - We still press on and fight the good fight!
Jan. 28, 2026

Chris loses power - We still press on and fight the good fight!

Chris loses power and we have a brief call in and then he hot spotted his phone and was way too close to the camera with his fat cheeks.

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Jarion Is BACK | We give relationship advice - It ends poorly....oh and we talk about God/Religion
Jan. 28, 2026

Jarion Is BACK | We give relationship advice - It ends poorly....oh a…

Jarian is back for a quick podcast and we talk about relationships, God, and Jarian pees way too much during the podcast.

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Kombucha Sucks | Casey Kasem Outtakes, Bill O'Reilly flips out, and Hemingway
Jan. 7, 2026

Kombucha Sucks | Casey Kasem Outtakes, Bill O'Reilly flips out, and H…

On this episode of the Two Dolts Podcast, we dive into the wild world of Casey Kasem’s infamous outtakes and Bill O’Reilly’s legendary meltdowns. We also explore Hemingway’s tragic end and the complex, sometimes romanticized ...

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Two Dolts/Trashed Pandas: We explore the 80's Video Dating Scene - By FAR our funniest episode!
Jan. 7, 2026

Two Dolts/Trashed Pandas: We explore the 80's Video Dating Scene - By…

On the latest Two Dolts Podcast, we dive headfirst into the world of 80’s dating videos. It’s our third episode of 2026—and honestly, it might be our best yet. At the very least, we cracked ourselves up so much that Darrell h...

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JaRon (Lead Singer From Southern Grit)
Jan. 7, 2026

JaRon (Lead Singer From Southern Grit)

Sometimes you're throwing a house party and people say "hey lets do a podcast" Its always both a great and really bad idea. We dive into the songwriting process and a bunch of other topics.

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Do you want to buy an island....slightly used.
Dec. 29, 2025

Do you want to buy an island....slightly used.

Welcome to “Two Dolts,” the comedy podcast where no idea is too outrageous and no topic is off-limits. In this episode, our two lovable idiots dive headfirst into the wild hypothetical of buying and repurposing Epstein’s infa...

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Chris's Trip From Madison, WI
Dec. 17, 2025

Chris's Trip From Madison, WI

Chris talks about his hellish drive through a blizzard

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Darrell is hammereder
Dec. 16, 2025

Darrell is hammereder

Darrell slowly turns into a puddle

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Darrell is RIPPED
Dec. 15, 2025

Darrell is RIPPED

Darrell showed up to the show absolutely hammered

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Tardy The Tiger
Dec. 11, 2025

Tardy The Tiger

The guys stumble on an article about a Tiger born with DS....while we're a fan of the DS community and have helped over the years, we took a very "comedic" approach to talking about nature... We also talked about John Hamm an...

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Would you donate a kidney?
Dec. 10, 2025

Would you donate a kidney?

We discuss wanting to be a good person, but we know we're absolute trash

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Chris Gets a Haircut | Betting Logistics
Dec. 8, 2025

Chris Gets a Haircut | Betting Logistics

We talk about getting haircuts while everyone fully knows you're rapidly balding.

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Darrell's Trip to Visit Chris | Chicago
Sept. 17, 2025

Darrell's Trip to Visit Chris | Chicago

Darrell came down to visit, and we recapped the weekend!

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Charlie Kirk | Freedom of Speech Debate
Sept. 15, 2025

Charlie Kirk | Freedom of Speech Debate

We discuss the tragic passing of Charlie Kirk, and also talk about freedom of speech.

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🎙️ Two Dolts – Bank Robbers, Furries & MRI Nightmares 🎙️
Aug. 21, 2025

🎙️ Two Dolts – Bank Robbers, Furries & MRI Nightmares 🎙️

This week we went everywhere : 💰 Chris bets Darrell he can book the guy The Town was based on 🦊 Furry conventions… we have questions 🌀 Man gets sucked into an MRI machine (yep, really) 🕺 Chubby Checker isn’t dead??? From Bost...

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🎙️ Two Dolts – The Kiss Cam, Afroman & Our Content Crisis 🎙️
Aug. 19, 2025

🎙️ Two Dolts – The Kiss Cam, Afroman & Our Content Crisis 🎙️

This week’s chaos: 💋 Guy suing Coldplay over a kiss cam moment 🤦‍♂️ Realizing we might be too dumb to be content creators 🍺 That time we actually hung out with Afroman It’s unfiltered, unplanned, and unintentionally hilarious...

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🎙️ Two Dolts – Chaos Grab Bag Edition 🎙️
Aug. 17, 2025

🎙️ Two Dolts – Chaos Grab Bag Edition 🎙️

This week we covered… well… everything: 🍼 Kids doing kid things 🐶 New dogs and the chaos they bring 🤖 Using AI to track Nancy Pelosi’s stock moves ⚾ Jim Abbott & the home run story you didn’t expect 🚧 People getting in the wa...

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WNBA Bad Marketing & Being Forced Down Our Throats
Aug. 16, 2025

WNBA Bad Marketing & Being Forced Down Our Throats

🏀🔥 F&cked Up Friday – WNBA Bad Marketing & Being Forced Down Our Throats 🔥🏀 This week we tackled the spicy stuff: 💥 Why WNBA marketing feels off 📢 When support turns into force 🤷‍♂️ Are they missing the real audience? Unfilte...

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F&cked Up Friday – TRASHED PANDAS
Aug. 15, 2025

F&cked Up Friday – TRASHED PANDAS

🦝🥃 F&cked Up Friday – TRASHED PANDAS 🥃🦝 This week’s chaos includes: 🥃 Getting used to bourbon (finally… maybe) 🏀 WNBA “Pay Us What You Owe Us” T-shirts – thoughts were had 🌆 Chris professes his love for Chicago (again) It’s b...

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F&cked Up Friday Episode 2 | Tipping Protocols When Gambling
Aug. 14, 2025

F&cked Up Friday Episode 2 | Tipping Protocols When Gambling

This week we went down the rabbit hole on: 💸 Tax write-offs for charitable donations (are they really worth it?) 🎟️ Tipping on 50/50 raffles — genius move or just plain weird? It’s the Friday chaos you didn’t know you needed....

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Weird S&xual proclivities based on race | 30 Mins of Pure Hilarity
Aug. 14, 2025

Weird S&xual proclivities based on race | 30 Mins of Pure Hilarity

We went hard in the paint on this one. We "essentially" play characters on our show, therefore, this should be viewed as a comedic performance and not real life.....kinda.

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Heatwaves | Train Traveling | Coldplay Concert
July 19, 2025

Heatwaves | Train Traveling | Coldplay Concert

We talk about very important things like the weather, traveling by train, and the infamous coldplay incident.

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Darrell is in a MOOD | Chris has an autotune mic that annoys him.
July 18, 2025

Darrell is in a MOOD | Chris has an autotune mic that annoys him.

Darrell starts out in a historically bad mood....we turn it around quickly. Autotune fixes everything.

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