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Jan. 7, 2026

Kombucha Sucks | Casey Kasem Outtakes, Bill O'Reilly flips out, and H…

On this episode of the Two Dolts Podcast, we dive into the wild world of Casey Kasem’s infamous outtakes and Bill O’Reilly’s legendary meltdowns. We also explore Hemingway’s tragic end and the complex, sometimes romanticized ...

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Jan. 7, 2026

Two Dolts/Trashed Pandas: We explore the 80's Video Dating Scene - By…

On the latest Two Dolts Podcast, we dive headfirst into the world of 80’s dating videos. It’s our third episode of 2026—and honestly, it might be our best yet. At the very least, we cracked ourselves up so much that Darrell h...

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Jan. 7, 2026

JaRon (Lead Singer From Southern Grit)

Sometimes you're throwing a house party and people say "hey lets do a podcast" Its always both a great and really bad idea. We dive into the songwriting process and a bunch of other topics.

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Dec. 29, 2025

Do you want to buy an island....slightly used.

Welcome to “Two Dolts,” the comedy podcast where no idea is too outrageous and no topic is off-limits. In this episode, our two lovable idiots dive headfirst into the wild hypothetical of buying and repurposing Epstein’s infa...

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Dec. 17, 2025

Chris's Trip From Madison, WI

Chris talks about his hellish drive through a blizzard

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Dec. 16, 2025

Darrell is hammereder

Darrell slowly turns into a puddle

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Dec. 15, 2025

Darrell is RIPPED

Darrell showed up to the show absolutely hammered

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Dec. 11, 2025

Tardy The Tiger

The guys stumble on an article about a Tiger born with DS....while we're a fan of the DS community and have helped over the years, we took a very "comedic" approach to talking about nature... We also talked about John Hamm an...

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Dec. 10, 2025

Would you donate a kidney?

We discuss wanting to be a good person, but we know we're absolute trash

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Dec. 8, 2025

Chris Gets a Haircut | Betting Logistics

We talk about getting haircuts while everyone fully knows you're rapidly balding.

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Sept. 17, 2025

Darrell's Trip to Visit Chris | Chicago

Darrell came down to visit, and we recapped the weekend!

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Sept. 15, 2025

Charlie Kirk | Freedom of Speech Debate

We discuss the tragic passing of Charlie Kirk, and also talk about freedom of speech.

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Aug. 21, 2025

🎙️ Two Dolts – Bank Robbers, Furries & MRI Nightmares 🎙️

This week we went everywhere : 💰 Chris bets Darrell he can book the guy The Town was based on 🦊 Furry conventions… we have questions 🌀 Man gets sucked into an MRI machine (yep, really) 🕺 Chubby Checker isn’t dead??? From Bost...

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Aug. 19, 2025

🎙️ Two Dolts – The Kiss Cam, Afroman & Our Content Crisis 🎙️

This week’s chaos: 💋 Guy suing Coldplay over a kiss cam moment 🤦‍♂️ Realizing we might be too dumb to be content creators 🍺 That time we actually hung out with Afroman It’s unfiltered, unplanned, and unintentionally hilarious...

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Aug. 17, 2025

🎙️ Two Dolts – Chaos Grab Bag Edition 🎙️

This week we covered… well… everything: 🍼 Kids doing kid things 🐶 New dogs and the chaos they bring 🤖 Using AI to track Nancy Pelosi’s stock moves ⚾ Jim Abbott & the home run story you didn’t expect 🚧 People getting in the wa...

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Aug. 16, 2025

WNBA Bad Marketing & Being Forced Down Our Throats

🏀🔥 F&cked Up Friday – WNBA Bad Marketing & Being Forced Down Our Throats 🔥🏀 This week we tackled the spicy stuff: 💥 Why WNBA marketing feels off 📢 When support turns into force 🤷‍♂️ Are they missing the real audience? Unfilte...

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Aug. 15, 2025

F&cked Up Friday – TRASHED PANDAS

🦝🥃 F&cked Up Friday – TRASHED PANDAS 🥃🦝 This week’s chaos includes: 🥃 Getting used to bourbon (finally… maybe) 🏀 WNBA “Pay Us What You Owe Us” T-shirts – thoughts were had 🌆 Chris professes his love for Chicago (again) It’s b...

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Aug. 14, 2025

F&cked Up Friday Episode 2 | Tipping Protocols When Gambling

This week we went down the rabbit hole on: 💸 Tax write-offs for charitable donations (are they really worth it?) 🎟️ Tipping on 50/50 raffles — genius move or just plain weird? It’s the Friday chaos you didn’t know you needed....

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Aug. 14, 2025

Weird S&xual proclivities based on race | 30 Mins of Pure Hilarity

We went hard in the paint on this one. We "essentially" play characters on our show, therefore, this should be viewed as a comedic performance and not real life.....kinda.

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July 19, 2025

Heatwaves | Train Traveling | Coldplay Concert

We talk about very important things like the weather, traveling by train, and the infamous coldplay incident.

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July 18, 2025

Darrell is in a MOOD | Chris has an autotune mic that annoys him.

Darrell starts out in a historically bad mood....we turn it around quickly. Autotune fixes everything.

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July 16, 2025

Should Realtors Be Funny? Meth Heads by Chris's House BE METHIN

Seems like nowadays, everyone is trying to be funny - obviously not us....anyway, we find a "funny realtor". Also, the continuing issue with Chris' methy neighbors is getting even more methy...imagine that.

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July 16, 2025

Karaoke Songs That Don't Jive | Friends that Over Serve You

We talk about poorly chosen karaoke songs, and friends that overserve you at their house

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June 20, 2025

NO KINGS | Tires Season 2 | Pointless Conversation

This week, we unpack the anti-authoritarian undertones of Tires Season 2 and spiral into a gloriously pointless conversation that somehow touches on No Kings protests and other dumb things. #TwoDolts #NoKings #TiresSeason2 #P...

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