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Aug. 21, 2025

🎙️ Two Dolts – Bank Robbers, Furries & MRI Nightmares 🎙️

This week we went everywhere : 💰 Chris bets Darrell he can book the guy The Town was based on 🦊 Furry conventions… we have questions 🌀 Man gets sucked into an MRI machine (yep, really) 🕺 Chubby Checker isn’t dead??? From Bost...

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Aug. 19, 2025

🎙️ Two Dolts – The Kiss Cam, Afroman & Our Content Crisis 🎙️

This week’s chaos: 💋 Guy suing Coldplay over a kiss cam moment 🤦‍♂️ Realizing we might be too dumb to be content creators 🍺 That time we actually hung out with Afroman It’s unfiltered, unplanned, and unintentionally hilarious...

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Aug. 17, 2025

🎙️ Two Dolts – Chaos Grab Bag Edition 🎙️

This week we covered… well… everything: 🍼 Kids doing kid things 🐶 New dogs and the chaos they bring 🤖 Using AI to track Nancy Pelosi’s stock moves ⚾ Jim Abbott & the home run story you didn’t expect 🚧 People getting in the wa...

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Aug. 16, 2025

WNBA Bad Marketing & Being Forced Down Our Throats

🏀🔥 F&cked Up Friday – WNBA Bad Marketing & Being Forced Down Our Throats 🔥🏀 This week we tackled the spicy stuff: 💥 Why WNBA marketing feels off 📢 When support turns into force 🤷‍♂️ Are they missing the real audience? Unfilte...

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Aug. 15, 2025

F&cked Up Friday – TRASHED PANDAS

🦝🥃 F&cked Up Friday – TRASHED PANDAS 🥃🦝 This week’s chaos includes: 🥃 Getting used to bourbon (finally… maybe) 🏀 WNBA “Pay Us What You Owe Us” T-shirts – thoughts were had 🌆 Chris professes his love for Chicago (again) It’s b...

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Aug. 14, 2025

F&cked Up Friday Episode 2 | Tipping Protocols When Gambling

This week we went down the rabbit hole on: 💸 Tax write-offs for charitable donations (are they really worth it?) 🎟️ Tipping on 50/50 raffles — genius move or just plain weird? It’s the Friday chaos you didn’t know you needed....

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Aug. 14, 2025

Weird S&xual proclivities based on race | 30 Mins of Pure Hilarity

We went hard in the paint on this one. We "essentially" play characters on our show, therefore, this should be viewed as a comedic performance and not real life.....kinda.

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July 19, 2025

Heatwaves | Train Traveling | Coldplay Concert

We talk about very important things like the weather, traveling by train, and the infamous coldplay incident.

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July 18, 2025

Darrell is in a MOOD | Chris has an autotune mic that annoys him.

Darrell starts out in a historically bad mood....we turn it around quickly. Autotune fixes everything.

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July 16, 2025

Should Realtors Be Funny? Meth Heads by Chris's House BE METHIN

Seems like nowadays, everyone is trying to be funny - obviously not us....anyway, we find a "funny realtor". Also, the continuing issue with Chris' methy neighbors is getting even more methy...imagine that.

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July 16, 2025

Karaoke Songs That Don't Jive | Friends that Over Serve You

We talk about poorly chosen karaoke songs, and friends that overserve you at their house

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June 20, 2025

NO KINGS | Tires Season 2 | Pointless Conversation

This week, we unpack the anti-authoritarian undertones of Tires Season 2 and spiral into a gloriously pointless conversation that somehow touches on No Kings protests and other dumb things. #TwoDolts #NoKings #TiresSeason2 #P...

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June 18, 2025

The "Drunk Zone" Spirit World - how much is too much?

The Dolts are back and deep in the sauce—literally and spiritually. In this episode, we explore the mysterious "Drunk Zone": that fine line between fun and full-blown possession. Is there a point where booze opens a portal to...

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May 29, 2025

Sunday Brunch Show | Hugh Hefner’s Wives | King of Queens | Pudge Rod…

It’s a Sunday Brunch Show and the Dolts are serving up beer and bourbon and someone takes a gummy and gets zooted. We break down the wild world of Hugh Hefner’s many wives , give a random shoutout to Pudge Rodriguez , and try...

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May 28, 2025

Brown Liquor Friday #2 | MrBeast Under Scrutiny | Baccarat Sucks | Ga…

The Dolts are back for another Brown Liquor Friday —and the hot takes are flowing. We’re talking about Mr. Beast catching heat , why baccarat is the worst game in the casino , and gambling stories from New Orleans. It’s chaos...

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May 27, 2025

Darrell is Zooted & is eating Twizzlers | Migitizm | The Success of C…

Probably our funniest episode, not for the content, but for the way Darrell is completely out of control.

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May 27, 2025

Brown Liquor Friday | New Pope | Farewell Billy

It’s Brown Liquor Friday and things get loose as the Dolts dive into a holy shake-up with the announcement of a New Pope , pour one out in honor of the one and only Billy . #TwoDoltsPodcast #BrownLiquorFriday #NewPope #Farewe...

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April 26, 2025

Questions for Chelly | In Studio Audience

The great and powerful Chelly co-hosted, and obviously this is our ticket to stardom.

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April 25, 2025

New Trend of Action Figures | Bill Burr - Religion | The Civil War St…

We started to get a little drunk by this one....lots of fun topics.

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April 25, 2025

Best Clothes to be Buried In | World of Farts | Income Gap

A hodgepodge of idiocy. We talk about a lot of different things from the best clothes to be buried in, to the instagram page "world of farts" and to the income gap

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April 7, 2025

Huge in Egypt! | Fights at Disney | Fighting in Relationships |Brass …

Surprisingly, we were ranked #46 in Egypt for Comedy Podcasts....Strange. We talk about Chris's vacation to Planet Hollywood, Fights at Disney, Fighting in Relationships, Val Kilmer passing RIP, and a new catchphrase "brass t...

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March 10, 2025

Trashed Pandas: We got a new Co-host (it's a woman). Chris & Darrell …

We had one of the coolest people around (Shelly) drop in to help add a woman's touch to our podcast.

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March 3, 2025

Tipping Protocols | Darrell's Medical Ailments | White Guy Dress Codes

Darrell couldn't make the show, so we had a stunt double!

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